8 dead 50 wounded...

you're totes rite dude. lets give em all more guns so that no one gets hurt.

9 people shot in Baltimore yesterday, and a Christopher Columbus statue was defaced there in an attempt to put an end to the violence......or something.

There is a move afoot to replace the Robert E. Lee statue near the capitol in Washington with a statue of Pocahontas.....that will likely solve most of the violence problems there.  I don't know.  I go up through Iowa and Nebraska a bit and notice there are quite a few statues of cows.  There doesn't seem to much violence there compared to other places.  I think I'm going to write my Congressman and recommend they replace Robert E. Lee with a statue of a Holstein....preferably an electronic one who kneels whenever a flag is raised or the Anthem is played.  I'm considering blocking my own driveway until I get it.

I swear to god....if I block access to my fishing boat I am tearing down the frog AND the duck statues in my garden.....it'll basically mean revolution.

The announcer, Robert Lee, is of Asian heritage.   BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

I knew it would be hysterical if Trump got elected, but this truly exceeds all expectations.   

All this dumbness makes me want to run outside, find a big pile of dog chit, and pick it up and rub it in my hair. 

"Woke".....  hahahahahahahaha!!!!  

He requested to be transferred, for what its worth

Well that's dumb too.......he'll probably have to change his name.  What I know for sure is that the original media reports said that ESPN decided to remove him from the broadcast.  They should try harder........or maybe they should quit trying so hard.

I don't know Dave......CNN is still running this.....they wouldn't make it up would they? 

Perfectly SFW:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/23/media/espn-robert-lee-uva-game/index.html

It looks like ESPN's  "subsequent statement" included Mr. Lee (or should I call him Mr. Robert?).......which is pretty smart considering how stupid they look.

This just in! ESPN's latest statement wins the "Even when we're stupid it's not our fault" ESPY AWARD!!!!!!!!

The network's full statement: “We collectively made the decision with Robert to switch games as the tragic events in Charlottesville were unfolding, simply because of the coincidence of his name. In that moment it felt right to all parties. It's a shame that this is even a topic of conversation and we regret that who calls play-by-play for a football game has become an issue.”

Let me see.......who made it an issue?  LMAO