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What is a specimen?
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 2006-01-27 11:38 AM |
Master  2288    Katy, TX (West of Houston) |  Subject: What is a specimen?An Arkansas Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked her husband. "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Danged if I know." she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose |
| 2006-01-27 7:24 PM in reply to: #333288 |
Master 2033 | Subject: RE: What is a specimen? That is soooo awesome!  I needed a good joke! |
| 2006-01-28 2:49 AM in reply to: #333288 |
Master 1867  The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: What is a specimen? yeah i get to use it again! (stupidchart.jpg) Attachments ---------------- stupidchart.jpg (15KB - 5 downloads) |
| 2006-01-28 8:35 AM in reply to: #333719 |
Wife, Mother, Friend. 2457 South | Subject: RE: What is a specimen? I have a friend who spells "dumb" "dump". No kidding. In actual chat conversations, she says "I'm not dump, you know..." No, it's not a typo because she does it every time. Really. Seriously. Yes, she is blonde with saline. I haven't talked to her since October, she's pissed at me for talking to her boyfriend. I had just repaired her computer at her request, and was telling him what he needed to do to re-secure his wireless connection (which was on her computer). She got mad to say the least....... huh. |
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