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Who Knows what D & D is?
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HECK NO0 Votes - [0%]
HECK NO, I have never heard of Dungeons and Dragons....I mean D & D (damn)7 Votes - [16.67%]
Had a dorky friend who played it9 Votes - [21.43%]
that dorky friend was me7 Votes - [16.67%]
D&D is sweet. I especially like the Ligers..bred for their skills in magic1 Votes - [2.38%]
I'm not sure, but Renee seems to know an awful lot about it5 Votes - [11.9%]
I AM THE DUNGEON MASTER!!!!0 Votes - [0%]
Hint: the D&D Creator/Jester walks among us!!1 Votes - [2.38%]
Reference to cup size by individual boob 3 Votes - [7.14%]
Ding et Dong, a French Canadian comedy team ... very funny1 Votes - [2.38%]
Like Strat-O-Matic Baseball for nerds1 Votes - [2.38%]
Dumb and dumber, or so I've been told1 Votes - [2.38%]
The first rule of D & D...you don't talk about D & D2 Votes - [4.76%]
5 damage by fire, I mean, Yeah I know about D&D3 Votes - [7.14%]
I had a dorky brother that played it1 Votes - [2.38%]

2005-04-20 12:59 PM

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In an effort to clarify an issue with a certain BT poster. We are taking a poll to find out who knows what D & D is.


2005-04-20 1:12 PM
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D&D is shortscript for Dine & Dash. Like when you meet one of your girlfriends for lunch but you heard Saks is having a killer shoe sale that day only but you don't want her to know because she has too many killer shoes anyway, so you have lunch then tell her you have to pop-off with apologies. "Sorry to dine & dash, Sweetie, but I've got a mad headache and must rest. Ciao."

Everyone knows that!

2005-04-20 1:21 PM
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I stand by my earlier assertion.
2005-04-20 1:21 PM
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I hate it when I have to do that.
2005-04-20 1:26 PM
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Stake - 2005-04-20 11:21 AM

I stand by my earlier assertion.



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2005-04-20 1:43 PM
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See what you've started? Ding et Dong. Ding et Dong, JJ.

It's alllllways funny 'til you start reading about French comedy acts called Ding et Dong.



2005-04-20 1:46 PM
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Dine & dash?  Complicated by Saks?  That's the mild, suburban version, and omits critical details.  But I do like the twist that includes a 'mad headache' - a tried and true tactic, always dependable in the clutch.  Perhaps it should be 'Deceit and Dash', or 'Dine & Deceit'. 

Back in the hood, D&D was an 'economic proposition', pure and simple.  It's where you order and eat the meal, but then run out and do not pay for the meal.  I'm fairly sure of this, as Me and the homies, check that, a friend I knew back in the day told me he knew someone who did this.



Edited by rkreuser 2005-04-20 1:47 PM
2005-04-20 1:46 PM
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Ding et Dong.......snicker snicker. Wouldn't you know someone would have to bring up French Comedy Teams.
How the heck am I going to enjoy my Freedom Fries now????
Perhaps I have some Freedom Bread or maybe some Freedom Onion Soup. Either way, when I get home I'm going to Freedom kiss my wife.

Edited by justjester2000 2005-04-20 1:46 PM
2005-04-20 2:03 PM
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Interesting version, Rkreuser, one I'm not familiar with. Where I come from, it's an apology for dining with friends but not staying for a leisurely post-meal chat. Maybe it's a Southern take on your 'hood version.

2005-04-20 2:08 PM
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I miss the ol Dine and Dash trick...not that we used it. Of course I don't think I could get away with it now. Especially not with all this damn heart rate training. My dash would consist of me plodding along at 10 minute miles, trying to keep my hr at 146. stupid HR monitor

Edited by justjester2000 2005-04-20 2:11 PM
2005-04-20 2:29 PM
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My 'hood was Tampa, no kidding.

Edited by rkreuser 2005-04-20 2:30 PM


2005-04-20 2:30 PM
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Really?!?! Dish! Where/when/etc?
2005-04-20 2:33 PM
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Renee - 2005-04-20 12:30 PM

Really?!?! Dish! Where/when/etc?


easy trigger, didn't we already cover this kind of stuff in the "date for star wars thread?"

You gotta play it coooool. I like to start with something like....."so do you like stuff?" and of course once that goes over well I bust out with the..."do you wash your clothes in windex?"
2005-04-20 2:35 PM
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HIJACK THREAD COMING.

77 - 89...Lived on Tampa Bay, North of the Causeway, right across (the bay) from the Red Lobster.  Tucked in underneath memorial highway, sort of next to Rocky Point Golf Course, if that rings a bell.  HS - Jefferson.  But I really knew pretty much everything from Carrollwood to Westshore pretty well cause I went to school with the Plant HS folks too

2005-04-20 2:37 PM
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You lived in Dana Shores????????? JHS 80, baby!
2005-04-20 2:37 PM
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ARRRRGHHHHH.....BUT WHAT WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS HOW MUCH D&D DID YOU PLAY?????????????????????????


2005-04-20 2:39 PM
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justjester2000 - 2005-04-20 2:33 PM
Renee - 2005-04-20 12:30 PM Really?!?! Dish! Where/when/etc?
easy trigger, didn't we already cover this kind of stuff in the "date for star wars thread?" You gotta play it coooool. I like to start with something like....."so do you like stuff?" and of course once that goes over well I bust out with the..."do you wash your clothes in windex?"

You are such a dork.

2005-04-20 2:44 PM
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Renee - 2005-04-20 12:39 PM

justjester2000 - 2005-04-20 2:33 PM
Renee - 2005-04-20 12:30 PM Really?!?! Dish! Where/when/etc?
easy trigger, didn't we already cover this kind of stuff in the "date for star wars thread?" You gotta play it coooool. I like to start with something like....."so do you like stuff?" and of course once that goes over well I bust out with the..."do you wash your clothes in windex?"

You are such a dork.



Yes, I am a dork. However, I feel it encumbent upon me to point out that currently you are leading the D&D voting.

Plus..did you see my use of the windex line??? I gotta say that that was worth at least 17 cool points. Windex ......snicker snicker.

Edited by justjester2000 2005-04-20 2:45 PM
2005-04-20 2:54 PM
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I don't get it. And you're stuffing the ballot box.
2005-04-20 2:57 PM
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Do you wash your clothes in Windex....... Cause I can see myself in your pants.

And I'm not stuffing the ballot box, you just appear to know an awful lot about D&D. I can't be held responsible because people can sense that you are a dungeon master extraordinaire!!

2005-04-20 3:21 PM
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3 out of 11 votes cast does not mean I got the most votes and your vote doesn't count, so it's 2/11. Those 2 votes I suspect were cast by mischief makers.

I've never heard the windex line and I'm sorry I heard it today. Weak, very weak. Did it work for your D&D wench?



2005-04-20 3:29 PM
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That line? No I didn't need it for my woman. No, as a skilled bartender I learned more advance techniques, such as "what's your sign" and "OOOOOOOOO MAMA!!! WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP!!!"

I felt that the windex line might be effective at your D&D tournaments.

I'm not sure what lines do you normally use when you go to Star Trek Conventions, but I thought that for sure someone would have used the windex line on you. If you haven't heard it yet, perhaps you should stay away from Klingon costumes and use an O'hura type dress.

In retrospect, maybe the last convention you were at, you actually did hear the windex line, but because of your klingon garb, the male probably translated the english into klingon. You should check your engish to Klingon dictionary for "Windex" and "Pants".




Edited by justjester2000 2005-04-20 3:31 PM
2005-04-20 3:33 PM
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Didn't I see you on Reno 911? This guy looks an awful lot like your pic that you PM'd me (please cover your magic wand next time).

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1111



Edited by Renee 2005-04-20 3:35 PM
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AHhh, great
tried to access the link and was forbidden because it was 'pornography'. My mom is gonna be pissed.




Edited by justjester2000 2005-04-20 3:45 PM
2005-04-20 3:46 PM
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Is not! Try this one... http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/reno911/206_wizard.html

If you weren't surfing for Russian brides all the time you wouldn't have these access problems.

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