Thursday / Friday Humor

A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman, who had never met before, 
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, 
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........   'Ma'am,

 I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold..'
 
 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

 'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own  f#$%ing blanket.'
 

 After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End