goofy jokes

So---last night, I was watching TV with my 11-year-old son and there was a goofy guy on the screen so I said, "When God was passing out looks, he thought He said 'books', and said I'd like some funny ones, please." My son laughed so hard. He had never heard that before. When I was about 11, I used to know a bunch of them, but now I can't remember. Do you?

Here's some that I kind of/sort of remember:

When God was passing out brains, you thought He said, 'trains', and you missed it.
When God was passing out ears, you thought He said, 'beers', and you said, "I'd like two big ones please."
When God was passing out noses, you thought He said, 'hoses', and you said, "I'd like a long one."
When God was passing out butts, you thought He said, 'huts', and you said, "I'd like an extra large one, please."

I know there were a lot more. Do you remember any? Feel free to make up your own.