Women vs Men

I had to share a couple of funnies...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a
huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She
says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get
me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not want! ing to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00AM. Wake up."

Hope one or more of these put a smile on your face!

-Lisa