I'm a post killer (Page 113)

Isn't that what Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named one of their kids?

Dangit Mike!!!!!  You robbed me of my 6th page!!

Now I'm going to need retail therapy.  I'll be on Amazon.com if anyone needs me.  *sniff* 

A friend told me that they have a pretty decent adult section. 

You know, pick up something nice so you can show your geek to PGCG. 

Sorry E.  It was unintentional.

Does this mean your people won't be calling my people? 

I have never purchased...ahem...adult material. (Well...a toy or two...) Watched them? Yes, but never bought them.

I spend my time in the BOOK section of Amazon, thank you very much. Oh! And don't think I've forgiven you for calling me a stripper either!! (technically, I DID strip...but it was a BOLT, not my clothes!!!)

Shut UP!!  What brings you to P-town?!! 

oooo....really?!!   BTW, did you ever find what you were looking for?!! 

Oh, my people will be calling alright.... 

Yikes!

*grabs personal items from cuticle and runs away from the phone*

And what part of "adult" material would preclude it from being in prose form?  I can recommend quite a few good books.  You know, I have this friend that 'reads' a lot. 

What part of you being a stripper is untrue?  The fact that the juvenile mentality that is pervasive within CoJ immediately assumes it was the 'pole dancing, dollar grabbing, lap grinding' type is not my fault.   I just lob it up and see who takes a swing. 

Wow.  Can I really say 'pole dancing', 'lap grinding', and 'swing' in the same post?  Will this end up getting the thread pulled? 

It's ok!  We understand.....

Apparently some are jealous.

Yea but...some of us still have a relatively low post count (not that there is anything wrong with that) and understand the need..desire...to break into the big leagues (post count wise).

That is a tough one to answer....I would like to get one of those pretty gold stars this year but i am not sure I have enough base to go for a goal like that.  I am worried about overuse injuries with that kind of increase.

With your background, I think you'll have no problems with overuse injuries on your wrist.

Oops.  Thought that was Scout posting. 

That's ok...I was a sailor for 9.5 years and have been married for 23 years so...my wrists have had a steady workout for many many ...{insert a lot of many's here}  years.