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2006-02-22 7:43 PM
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OMG!  Soooo funny.

2006-02-22 7:44 PM
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gullahcracker - 2006-02-22 7:38 PM

It's 5:30 pm on the west coast and I imagine tyrant is on his way to his dinner date. OMG. I have this picture in my mind that it's a girl like the Jodie Foster character "Nell". Nell and tyrant. Now there's an arguement for the morning-after- pill free give away at Burger King.

Date re-enactment

Hillo I'm tyrant and I go to callige at USC
Hi Ty
ummm ummm somping smells allfuly good
Yes Nell has new recipe
Watizit
Hotpockets in the microwave
I dun my sawsige in there this morening
Where
In the Mike row wave
In my microwave
No stewpid mine I did my saw sige on haw rofg fer 3 minnits
I love you ty
Oh Nell!!!



ha ha


rotflwipmp....

2006-02-22 7:49 PM
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Good luck tonight. We're all counting on you.
2006-02-22 7:52 PM
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I was thinking more along the lines of "Frankie and Johnny"- the theater version, not the movie version.   You cannot make that woman ugly no matter what you do to her.

 

2006-02-22 7:58 PM
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Lucy - 2006-02-22 8:52 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of "Frankie and Johnny"- the theater version, not the movie version.   You cannot make that woman ugly no matter what you do to her.

 

I chose Nell, not for appearance as I happen to find Jodie attractive, but rather as the verbal equivalent to tyrants (percieved)spelling issues. All in fun. I must say that this week has seen some pretty good humor here. I believe, for a change, that I've gotten better than I gave. But my cracker fitzgreald song was OK. Had a private poem for comet, you may want to ask about.
And tyrant, well he somehow manages to get the last laugh.

2006-02-22 8:04 PM
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OMG! I'm crying...tears. Wow. So funny.

Guod luk tirant!

2006-02-22 8:09 PM
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I would be crying tears.....if I couldn't stop staring at your avatar!  And holding my my 2 dimensional lifesize cutout.....
2006-02-23 6:58 AM
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It's 5am on the west coast. The question is "Is tyrant eating leftover Hotpockets for breakfast (in bed) or is he home with his sausage in the microwave?"

Come on ty give us a sign.

2006-02-23 9:05 AM
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gullahcracker - 2006-02-23 7:58 AM

or is he home with his sausage in the microwave?"

Come on ty give us a sign.

evin if he wuz, i don't want to here about it.
2006-02-23 10:35 AM
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2006-02-23 11:07 AM
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2006-02-23 11:09 AM
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Maybe those are just really small people.
2006-02-23 11:11 AM
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Hobbits?

kimj81 - 2006-02-23 11:09 AM Maybe those are just really small people.

2006-02-23 11:12 AM
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I WANT A DOG LIKE THAT!

 I think my cats would take out a hit on me, though.

2006-02-23 12:11 PM
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deepbluesea - 2006-02-23 11:12 AM

I WANT A DOG LIKE THAT!

 I think my cats would take out a hit on me, though.



thats dog could swallow a cate in one peice. i had a freind that had one 225 lbs, we would "treat" him pizza and he would swallow the whole peice like it was nothing. the worst was when he was on the couch..... or when he had gas.....
2006-02-23 12:21 PM
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tyrant - 2006-02-23 10:11 AM i had a freind that had one 225 lbs, we would "treat" him pizza and he would swallow the whole peice like it was nothing. the worst was when he was on the couch..... or when he had gas.....

Uh, cheese=gas. Dare I say you brought it on yourselves?

2006-02-23 12:44 PM
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That's Clifford! Except it's not in red. Can you imagine how big the you-know-what that comes out of Clifford? Ewww..
2006-02-23 12:53 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-02-23 12:21 PM

tyrant - 2006-02-23 10:11 AM i had a freind that had one 225 lbs, we would "treat" him pizza and he would swallow the whole peice like it was nothing. the worst was when he was on the couch..... or when he had gas.....

Uh, cheese=gas. Dare I say you brought it on yourselves?



im just saying that a 225lb dog passes alot of gas, as compared to a smaller tea cup.
2006-02-23 1:00 PM
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OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?
2006-02-23 1:02 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-02-23 1:00 PM

OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?


it was good. nice girl, (i know ya'll dont want details. and i wont give them....) good dinner, nice conversation.
2006-02-23 1:04 PM
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You didn't try to write her a poem or something, did you?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:02 PM
kimj81 - 2006-02-23 1:00 PM OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?
it was good. nice girl, (i know ya'll dont want details. and i wont give them....) good dinner, nice conversation.

2006-02-23 1:10 PM
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Subject: RE: COJ is so slow today....
i don't know about that, but this guy scared me to death when i was little (and here i am starting pro-sasquatch threads!)





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2006-02-23 1:12 PM
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DerekL - 2006-02-23 1:04 PM

You didn't try to write her a poem or something, did you?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:02 PM
kimj81 - 2006-02-23 1:00 PM OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?
it was good. nice girl, (i know ya'll dont want details. and i wont give them....) good dinner, nice conversation.



no, and she didnt give me a spelling test.
2006-02-23 1:16 PM
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So you're saying she's a keeper?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:12 PM
DerekL - 2006-02-23 1:04 PM

You didn't try to write her a poem or something, did you?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:02 PM
kimj81 - 2006-02-23 1:00 PM OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?
it was good. nice girl, (i know ya'll dont want details. and i wont give them....) good dinner, nice conversation.

no, and she didnt give me a spelling test.
2006-02-23 1:19 PM
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DerekL - 2006-02-23 1:16 PM

So you're saying she's a keeper?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:12 PM
DerekL - 2006-02-23 1:04 PM

You didn't try to write her a poem or something, did you?

tyrant - 2006-02-23 1:02 PM
kimj81 - 2006-02-23 1:00 PM OK, and now that we're done discussing dog farts, how was your date last night, stud?
it was good. nice girl, (i know ya'll dont want details. and i wont give them....) good dinner, nice conversation.

no, and she didnt give me a spelling test.


more pressure then i get from my mom.....

(she wants to see ma and my brother married.... so she can have grandkids.... everytime i talk to her i swear she talks about being a grandma)
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