TAN #167 SponTANeous Combustion. (Page 21)

It is worth it now... it builds character. 

OK just trying to help out we all know if you are in TAN you are probably already a character.  I have been thinking of good things for you to do on your last day at work.  So far all I have come up with is dry ice bombs.  I have been looking for my old recipe for pressure sensitive explosives but can't find it yet.  It is in one of my old Chem. notebooks I am sure.  Tissue soaked in a slurry of pressure sensitive explosive, set to dry then scattered about could make for a really fun day.

Big Appa - 2012-04-10 8:56 AM

pitt83 - 2012-04-10 5:54 AM Meh: your to do list:

1 quit job
2 there is no Take a number 2

it is almost time to text tony.  no need to quit today, but part of my homework i am doing is writing a business plan for my own consulting business...hmmm

mehaner - 2012-04-10 6:01 AM

Big Appa - 2012-04-10 8:56 AM

pitt83 - 2012-04-10 5:54 AM Meh: your to do list:

1 quit job
2 there is no Take a number 2

it is almost time to text tony.  no need to quit today, but part of my homework i am doing is writing a business plan for my own consulting business...hmmm

Consulting on how to quit a job or how to text Tony?

I've got a very cranky tonsil this morning.

Hows it going TANners?

hahahaha i appreciate you putting so much thought into it!  i do like the dry ice bomb idea, would be a wonderful homage to the greatest professor i had at Pitt, that created a dry ice bomb in a 2 L soda bottle, placed it in a water bath, covered with a 55-gal trash can and KABOOM hole in the probably 30 foot high ceiling of the lecture hall (12B in chevron, if you remember those days, pitt83).  greatest guy ever.

For good reasons, or bad reasons?

Nectarines!!!

Big Appa - 2012-04-10 9:03 AM

mehaner - 2012-04-10 6:01 AM

Big Appa - 2012-04-10 8:56 AM

pitt83 - 2012-04-10 5:54 AM Meh: your to do list:

1 quit job
2 there is no Take a number 2

it is almost time to text tony.  no need to quit today, but part of my homework i am doing is writing a business plan for my own consulting business...hmmm

Consulting on how to quit a job or how to text Tony?

haha consulting as a NEW JOB ya dum dum

Big Appa - 2012-04-10 8:56 AM

pitt83 - 2012-04-10 5:54 AM Meh: your to do list:

1 quit job
2 there is no Take a number 2

it is almost time to text tony.  no need to quit today, but part of my homework i am doing is writing a business plan for my own consulting business...hmmm

I've got a very cranky tonsil this morning.

Hows it going TANners?

I have no tonsils so melon presses for you tonsils so they perk up and are happy.

Ummm can you melon-press my tonsils too? Please?

Ooooh even better Meh...

LSD in DMSO in a squirt bottle!!!  Dust everybody you don't like!!

For good reasons, or bad reasons?

Nectarines!!!

Heh heh, sadly for phlegm related reasons.

Hey Yants.

Well. Oh, dear. Nevertheless, Kate melon-pressing your tonsil is still such a delightful image to contemplate.

no, but pizza is.

I say yes. Chocolate come from cocoa beans. Beans grow on plants. Plants are vegetables. So YES!

Can you fondue vegetables?