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2008-09-05 12:25 PM
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2008-09-05 1:14 PM
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I need more T.I.T.S. I am only at 8% of my bike goal. I also need to get wet (0%). I'll have to talk my wife into getting wet this weekend, grabbing some T.I.T.S. and then run as fast and far as we can. It's our 9th Annivesary so it might just happen. We are talking about T.I.T.S. before going out tonight anyway.

I haven't given a bio yet. Here goes.

33, male, married 9 years today to a wonderfully understanding woman who has let me train for 2 Ironmans with minimal complaining, and 3 incredible boys to chase around. I am a chronic underacheiver. I am not a beginner triathlete (I have forgotten how many I have done) but lack discipline. I finished a half-ironman out of sheer will this year--almost no training. It hurt...do not try it but I am stubborn that way. I pay for it, I race it. I know how to train, how to eat, how to win but as my signature states..."the will to prepare is harder than the will to win". I am hoping that finally after 2 years of lurking on BT that I can break my horrible underacheiver habits and WIN.

Is this AA? I hope not...beer is an important food group.

I am proud to be a member of Team Horny Melons. It suits me perfectly in most aspects of my life...all three words--TEAM, HORNY, and MELONS (love them). Let's go and kick everyone's butts. Get motivated, STAY motivated, and Train SMART everyone. Week 1 is alomst over...let's get going. We can't do this alone and are all in it together.
2008-09-05 2:00 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

cayrip - 2008-09-05 2:14 PM  I'll have to talk my wife into getting wet this weekend, grabbing some T.I.T.S. and then run as fast and far as we can. 

Now THAT'S a good training weekend!

 

2008-09-05 2:43 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
TriAya - 2008-09-05 12:57 PM

lyssa-gator - 2008-09-05 9:44 AM it's mutual baby!

Awww ... there's nothing better than a big horny melons love fest.



LOL! As usual, I'm happy that I don't eat or drink while reading posts around here. My monitor would have "spray" all over it.


2008-09-05 3:58 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
Team...we are sinking. We need more posts! Do I have to post pictures of my man melons to get us going again?
2008-09-05 4:19 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

Hello all you melons out there.

I have so far been slacking.  I have a super sprint tri this weekend, not that it will get me very much mileage.  I will be focusing on running and swimming.  I have a 25 mile biking event later this month.  I hope everything is going well for y'all.  

I gotta go, my tummy is growling and wants to be fed-I'll be back in a few... 



2008-09-05 4:28 PM
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cayrip - 2008-09-05 1:58 PM Team...we are sinking. We need more posts! Do I have to post pictures of my man melons to get us going again?

 

MAN MELONS?!?! oh i'm DYING here!! pics pics!!

2008-09-05 4:30 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
lyssa-gator - 2008-09-05 12:41 PM
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 8:50 AM
lyssa-gator - 2008-09-05 11:25 AM

woke up horny, got some t.i.t.s good one!! that made me smile!

dh working overtime, so no training for me today. he left before 5 this morning, and he won't be home till almost 11 tonight, but he said he wasn't planning on working OT tomorrow, so tomorrow i gotta get my butt out running and maybe swimming too. i dindt realize how difficult it was going to be to get my swimming in this month! the lake is DEFINATELY cooling off. yikes. oh well, i'll get out there hopefully for an hour tomorrow, and that'll be 1/3 of my goal.

someone kick my sorry butt about the running though!! that's the only one i'm super worried about now. i know i can hit the bike goal. if i don't blow it i can hit the swim goal, but i just HAVEN'T been running much since i got the new bike!

I just checked the weather report and it is still pretty warm all the way up to just north of Sanity.  Being this side of it the water temp in the lake shouldn't be too bad.  You need to suck it up and dive in.  My last lake swim was a week or two ago and the water temp was 86 degrees and warmer than that by afternoon.  I will trade you some of this bath water for a nice refreshing swim anyday.

I swam last night/early this morning and got in a short little bike ride.  I was supposed to do a century this weekend which I was counting on for my bike goals but my ribs are not going to let that happen this soon.  I am hoping to get in a few more rides later next week and then hit a century nextweekend.  My race is ever looming and I am getting worried. 

I was already worried about the race then getting hurt on top of it has just made things worse.

I want to try some Horny Melons so I talked to the lady at our Grocery Store.  They don't have them but said she could probably get some for me.   She did say that you can't eat just one.  I guess these melons are better in pairs.  Going to get some sleep before work tonight.  So Melons I want some training done this weekend so we have something to show when Dee does the stats. 

Night Melons. 

 

 

 

 

the lake here is probably around 55 degrees. it's DEEP and we're at about 1500 feet elevation, which although not THAT high, we're RIGHT at the base of the mountains, so we DO get some right chilly air. actually the last couple of days the water has been PERFECT and i've been kicking myself for not getting in it. it's my big plan for tomorrow though. i'm getting wet. maybe i'll even take some pics!

 

Lyssa we NEED pictures.  On a related not, I read somewhere that a quick dip in cold water really perks up the little nips on Horny Melons.  I can only hope this is true. 

2008-09-05 4:41 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 2:30 PM
lyssa-gator - 2008-09-05 12:41 PM
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 8:50 AM
lyssa-gator - 2008-09-05 11:25 AM

woke up horny, got some t.i.t.s good one!! that made me smile!

dh working overtime, so no training for me today. he left before 5 this morning, and he won't be home till almost 11 tonight, but he said he wasn't planning on working OT tomorrow, so tomorrow i gotta get my butt out running and maybe swimming too. i dindt realize how difficult it was going to be to get my swimming in this month! the lake is DEFINATELY cooling off. yikes. oh well, i'll get out there hopefully for an hour tomorrow, and that'll be 1/3 of my goal.

someone kick my sorry butt about the running though!! that's the only one i'm super worried about now. i know i can hit the bike goal. if i don't blow it i can hit the swim goal, but i just HAVEN'T been running much since i got the new bike!

I just checked the weather report and it is still pretty warm all the way up to just north of Sanity.  Being this side of it the water temp in the lake shouldn't be too bad.  You need to suck it up and dive in.  My last lake swim was a week or two ago and the water temp was 86 degrees and warmer than that by afternoon.  I will trade you some of this bath water for a nice refreshing swim anyday.

I swam last night/early this morning and got in a short little bike ride.  I was supposed to do a century this weekend which I was counting on for my bike goals but my ribs are not going to let that happen this soon.  I am hoping to get in a few more rides later next week and then hit a century nextweekend.  My race is ever looming and I am getting worried. 

I was already worried about the race then getting hurt on top of it has just made things worse.

I want to try some Horny Melons so I talked to the lady at our Grocery Store.  They don't have them but said she could probably get some for me.   She did say that you can't eat just one.  I guess these melons are better in pairs.  Going to get some sleep before work tonight.  So Melons I want some training done this weekend so we have something to show when Dee does the stats. 

Night Melons. 

 

 

 

 

the lake here is probably around 55 degrees. it's DEEP and we're at about 1500 feet elevation, which although not THAT high, we're RIGHT at the base of the mountains, so we DO get some right chilly air. actually the last couple of days the water has been PERFECT and i've been kicking myself for not getting in it. it's my big plan for tomorrow though. i'm getting wet. maybe i'll even take some pics!

 

Lyssa we NEED pictures.  On a related not, I read somewhere that a quick dip in cold water really perks up the little nips on Horny Melons.  I can only hope this is true. 

oh it's true! better believe it! the wetsuit sorta kills it though. (yes i ALWAYS put those crazy horny melons in a wetsuit before i put them in cold water!!LOL)

2008-09-05 4:50 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

They are delicate and always need to be handled with care, but never smothered or completely covered up.  We will have to work on this.

 

2008-09-05 4:52 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
I may need to post some tutorial pics.


2008-09-05 4:53 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!

handled with care inDEED

2008-09-05 4:55 PM
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triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 2:52 PM I may need to post some tutorial pics.

oh yes, by all means do that!! LMFAO!!

2008-09-05 5:01 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
In an effort to get some pics rolling...Yanti are you listening? I am going to get this started.  Be kind.  I am pointing at the goods so you know what I am taking pictures of.



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2008-09-05 5:04 PM
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Oops they came out in reverse order but you get the point.
2008-09-05 5:08 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
They also need to get plenty of air if they are to ripen properly. 


2008-09-05 5:12 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 3:08 PM They also need to get plenty of air if they are to ripen properly.

I am not sure which type of melons you are referring to.



Edited by mchally 2008-09-05 5:13 PM
2008-09-05 5:15 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

Horny Melons are nortoriously sensitive to the bright Florida sun. I had to use my bike jersey to shield them as not to ruin them as a tasty post swim snack.

2008-09-05 5:17 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 3:15 PM

Horny Melons are nortoriously sensitive to the bright Florida sun. I had to use my bike jersey to shield them as not to ruin them as a tasty post swim snack.

So you are saying that your horny melons are imitating other horny melons?



Edited by mchally 2008-09-05 5:18 PM
2008-09-05 5:19 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
I am going to leave that to the imagination.
2008-09-05 5:32 PM
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triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 6:01 PM

In an effort to get some pics rolling...Yanti are you listening? I am going to get this started. Be kind. I am pointing at the goods so you know what I am taking pictures of.


OooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo

Lyssa! Yanti! Beth! Where are you???? You're all missing PICTURES!



2008-09-05 5:35 PM
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D001 - 2008-09-05 3:32 PM
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 6:01 PM In an effort to get some pics rolling...Yanti are you listening? I am going to get this started. Be kind. I am pointing at the goods so you know what I am taking pictures of.
OooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo Lyssa! Yanti! Beth! Where are you???? You're all missing PICTURES!

I never miss pictures. I was just speechless with awe at Mike's man melons.

2008-09-05 5:44 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
TriAya - 2008-09-05 6:35 PM

D001 - 2008-09-05 3:32 PM
triguynewbie - 2008-09-05 6:01 PM In an effort to get some pics rolling...Yanti are you listening? I am going to get this started. Be kind. I am pointing at the goods so you know what I am taking pictures of.
OooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo Lyssa! Yanti! Beth! Where are you???? You're all missing PICTURES!

I never miss pictures. I was just speechless with awe at Mike's man melons.

 

***kicks can, blushes, tries to speek but studders and runs out of room*****

2008-09-05 5:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)
I have to admit, I did a double triple take.
2008-09-05 5:48 PM
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Subject: RE: Team Horny Melons (Four-Is-More Challenge)

I wonder if our tri guy is still here???

 

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