TAN #154: What are you TANkful for this time of year? (Page 25)

Let's shake this up.
TAN MINI POLL

Colo(u)r of your undies right now: Rarely wear panties, but it's white Hanes cotton bikini
Best smex of your life, one detail: 6 hours with Cake Boy
Last outgoing text on your phone: Oke, hari Senin. Semoga cepat sembuh. Tq. (OK, Monday then. Get well soon. Thank you)
Your workout today: A walk if I can manage it. Not feeling too well.
Your dinner tonight: Not sure. Last night it was corn and bean mash with pears for dessert.

Body part that turns you on: Yes.
Type of sheets on your bed: Worn soft sky-blue cotton
Breakfast this morning: pears, pistachios, coffee
Type of computer you BT on: a total POS Acer netbook from two years ago.

Colo(u)r of your undies right now: dark blue

Best smex of your life, one detail: 6 hours

Last outgoing text on your phone:Yeah, I probably will

Your workout today: 1 hours spin class at 5am

Your dinner tonight: two burritos

Body part that turns you on: eyes

Type of sheets on your bed: just put new white flannel ones on for winter

Breakfast this morning: protein shake

Type of computer you BT on: tough book lab top 

Mmmpfhfpppplt, hi TAN.

I think the typhoid is back. Fever, chest rashes (NO NOT THE MELONS!) and stabbing stomach cramps. But I'm sure rest will make it better! Really!!!

Yes, you must rest! I must rest, too. Good thing I have all weekend to do nothing. Hi Yanti

And hi, TAN. Tired. Definitely taking a half day today.

Hmmmm, did I? I don't remember :P

Yea, I was out WAY too late again (Got home at 12:30, I wake up at 5...). Still a very young relationship, but things seem to be going well. But let me tell you, Boogie Nights is kinda a weird movie to watch on a 3rd date.

Haha, very good point. Very, bery good point. So 4th date... Debbie does...? 

BUUUURPbarf. No shyte. I feel like I got steamrolled. I'm getting back in bed. (I've been doing this all day--get up, wobble around, pass out, repeat).

Two big nights in a row. Be careful, or you'll wind up like me.

Next stage is hospitalization with IV antibiotics. I'm kinda hoping to avoid that. It really doesn't fit into my schedule or budget.

So what would you recommend for the stomach cramps? I have scopolamine, compazine, ultram, codeine, and Xanax. Option E, maybe?

P.S. Oh, and Librium. Good old Librium. That's probably the best, actually.

Followed by a weekend in bed with almost no plans. Don't you worry. I'll be ok by Monday morning

Uhhhh, actually, it was HER idea to watch Boogie Nights...

That's my plan, too, but somehow either a piglet, disaster, or both tend to drop out of the sky and into my lap with alternate arrangements.

Well, ONE you can prevent... if you so choose.

Well in that case I'd say she's perfect for you. Don't eff this one up.

Haha, thanks for the sage advice

There is no preventing the power of the piglet. One time, I even managed to lock myself in my house and was trying to figure out how to break out when a piglet from 20 years ago called and said he was on his way to rescue me. And he did. Yum.

Keith, I think, is still trying to recover from what was merely a very low-key week with me. He calls my life, places, and piglets Yanti's Multiverse because it's like a bunch of universes all crashing together at once all the time.

That was Option E: all of the above.

Well, I already have nasty rashes without taking anything, so I'm okay with the benzos (that would be Xanax as well, but it's more effective as a short-acting sedative while Librium is better for cramps).

Narcotics are a bad choice in depression/addiction patients, and that would be me. However, I really only do take them, and by 'them' I mean one, when in dire straits, and here I am.

But while they might take the edge off the pain, they also are likely to make the nausea/stomach issues worse, so ... sigh.

That was Option E: all of the above.

Well, I already have nasty rashes without taking anything, so I'm okay with the benzos (that would be Xanax as well, but it's more effective as a short-acting sedative while Librium is better for cramps).

Narcotics are a bad choice in depression/addiction patients, and that would be me. However, I really only do take them, and by 'them' I mean one, when in dire straits, and here I am.

But while they might take the edge off the pain, they also are likely to make the nausea/stomach issues worse, so ... sigh.