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 2005-04-20 10:07 PM in reply to: #144979 |
Expert  936    Westchester County NY |  Subject: RE: Joke Thread..Speaking of dyslexics...... What do you get when you have an agnostic dyslexic who suffers from insomnia? A man who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog. -------------------------------------- D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia |
| 2005-04-20 10:30 PM in reply to: #144626 |
Veteran 249 Cypress, Tx | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. Once upon a time there was a man that asked a woman to marry him. The woman said "No." The man lived happily ever after. |
| 2005-04-21 9:54 AM in reply to: #144626 |
Veteran 171 Tampa, Florida | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. |
| 2005-04-21 12:54 PM in reply to: #144626 |
| New user 30 | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. Remember this is just a joke! A lady was checking out at the grocery store, the clerk noticed she had bought the following items: 1 tube of toothpaste 1 toothbrush 1 bar of soap 1 tv dinner The clerk said to her "you must be single" The lady replied "why because of have bought one of everything" The clerk replied "no, because you are ugly" |
| 2005-04-21 1:03 PM in reply to: #145978 |
Master 1315 Shreveport, LA | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. rennbuck - 2005-04-21 11:54 AM Remember this is just a joke! A lady was checking out at the grocery store, the clerk noticed she had bought the following items: 1 tube of toothpaste 1 toothbrush 1 bar of soap 1 tv dinner The clerk said to her "you must be single" The lady replied "why because of have bought one of everything" The clerk replied "no, because you are ugly" I actually laughed out loud on this one. |
| 2005-04-21 8:00 PM in reply to: #144626 |
Regular 59 Columbus, Ohio | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. |
| 2005-04-21 8:48 PM in reply to: #144626 |
Veteran 166 Denver, CO | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. Ok, out of all the jokes, that last one made me bust up! I think I'm humor impaired. |
| 2005-04-21 8:53 PM in reply to: #144626 |
Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. A woman went into a grocery store and walked through the aisles, all the while repetatively touching her head, her ear, her breast and her crotch. A sales clerk noticed her and kinda followed her through the store as she shopped. The whole time she kept repeating the same motions, touching her head, her ear, her breast and her crotch. Finally, when she got to the check out, the clerk couldn't help but ask why she kept doing that. She said, "I forgot my grocery list so it's the only way I could remember what I needed." The clerk asked, "What was on your grocery list?" She replied, "A head of lettuce, an ear of corn, a chicken breast, and some Fantastic." |
| 2005-04-21 8:59 PM in reply to: #146240 |
Regular 59 Columbus, Ohio | Subject: RE: Joke Thread.. squishy - 2005-04-21 8:48 PM Ok, out of all the jokes, that last one made me bust up! I think I'm humor impaired. You humble me. Stupid humor - ALWAYS good for a laugh. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that stupid little song?? |
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