Hear hear Chucky! Makes me tired just thinking about it. Add to that a single man's perspective and the open ended question of whether were gonna get that 5 in the first place. How about this: "I don't have sex on the first or second date - I want to, but you'll have to wait," - CODE I wanna have 3 more dates at a minimum of 100 bucks a pop and might get shitty with attitude because Thomas expects something in return. Careful sugar.
Since this is a no pc boy/girl zone, I'll give it to you straight: I have had 5 minutes sex. I have also had 2 hour sex. A lot has to do with equal participation. If honey wants to play and fool around and get slick for an hour or two, I'm game. But if the whiner just wants to sit there while I do my business, I don't have a lot of sympathy for the complaint. If you don't wanna contribute, fine, put your ass in the air, your head in the pillow and lemme bust one out.
You want me to ring your little bell? No problem, I'll right yours if you ring mine, and ringing mine means you have to get involved you lazy sod.
You wanna know why men like to slap you on the ass? It's not a power thing and it's not even an ownership thing. It's becasue we want you to move your ass.
"You see the point? To you, it's five minutes. But for us, all the effort leading up to climax was work. Those 4 hours of time spent plus another four hours of salary lost, you've netted eight hours and five minutes. Don't you feel selfish and cheap? err, expensive?"
---my favorite part about the err, expensive ladies is when one unabashedly claims "I'm high maintainence!" as if it's a badge of honor. The equivelant male boast would be along the lines of "I am a complete slob and hope you will eventually do all my laundry and dishes" (both are true, you are high mainainence and he probably is a slob, but don't brag about it and certainlly not on a fist date, for shits sake). High mainainence? Go find a maintainence man. Women wonder why men don't call. It's because lying to you about how we feel and what we think and propping up your fragile ego and litening to how barbie at work was catty with ellen who hates ashley who might be quitting because ellen's immagined PMS is out of control is exhausting...
With all the work, from approaching and risking rejection all the way through lying to you about how much we love you, the least you can to is break a sweat