Subject: RE: ---Are you in contact with General Rippper?
Ahh, no sir, no. General Ripper sealed off the base and cut off all communication.
Where did you get all this information?
General Ripper called Strategic Air Command shortly after he issued the "GO" code.
I have a transcript of that conversation if you'd like me to read it.
READ IT!
The duty officer asked General Ripper to confrim that he had issued the "GO" code., and he said,
"Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise we will be totaly destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So lets get going there's no other choice. God willing we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all..." and then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase.
There's nothing to figure out General Turgitson. This man is obviously a psychotic!
Well, I'd like to hold off on a thing like that Sir until all the facts are in.
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