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OK - I know we've joke around a lot here with this thread, but I'm really concerned about something.  The only irrefutable concept in life is:  "There are only 2 certainties in life - Death and Taxes".  I think we'll all agree on this (except of course for Pandora and possibly Tom, who will argue with a rock ).

But, this THREAD is threatening the very foundation of the universe by defying those 2 certainties.  The tax thing I understand, it has no income.  But the Death thing??????  

I thought as all threads do that this one also would serve out its useful life (in this case worthless life) and expire to the back pages.  But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.  It continues to grow and thrive. How?????????????????????  Nobody wants it, nobody likes it!!! It has derogatorally (sp?) been referred to as a train wreck, car crash, hemmorhoid on the bottom of BT, and numerous other slanders.

Yet, it won't DIE. God and ALL of us knows there's been many more worthwhile threads have unfortunately died a much more timely death. (OK - EVERY thread ever posted here was more worthwhile than this one - except for the peanutbutter thread, the "hill" thread, and every thread that Pandora started).    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy won't it go away????????????????????

Its mocking us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pandy oops I mean Gary

If the friken rock would just admit I'm right, I wouldn't argue with it.... That sounds familiar?  Where did I hear that before?  THe little mouse of memory is running through the dark drawers of my mind and I am associating "Gary" and "Ellen" with it....

Nevermind! Stay on point!  Focus....

I have to take exception to some of your thoughts, Garyellen.  The peanut butter thread, despite being supplantd by this one as the longest and most viewed thread in existence, is much more than the sum total of its parts.  We grew up on the pb thread and its worth cannot be discounted.  It's beauty can only be measured in the heart and you clearly have no heart, Garyellen.

Now the hill thread, I will buy.  Completely worthless as any fool can see that that is a hill.  I accept you apology and consider the matter closed.

As far as you imaginary friend's post are concerned, well, I think it might be dangerous for me to comment on them.  Something like waking up a sleepwalker and it might not be a good idea.  I do encourage you to speak of it with your doctor, though. 

i can stop anytime i want

ahhhhh yes.....spoken like a true addict!

Soooooooooo Who is the Fool on the Hill??????????? 

LARA!!  

(I knew my 10 bucks was safe)