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 2004-08-27 6:13 PM in reply to: #48088 |
Master  1902    Berkeley, CA |  Subject: RE: ---ACK!!! I WASN'T GOING TO POST HERE EVER AGAIN. I'm done. Stick a fork in me. Owww! I know that I won't be able to stop reading. But I shall not post!! D |
| 2004-08-27 6:16 PM in reply to: #54618 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |
 2004-08-27 6:23 PM in reply to: #54622 |
| Subject: ... This user's post has been ignored. |
| 2004-08-27 6:35 PM in reply to: #54630 |
| Resident Matriarch N 43° 32.927 W 071° 24.431 | Subject: RE: --- Lara_SD - 2004-08-27 6:23 PMi STILL owe ellen $10 for posting... :-o Paypal to TriMom217 LOL <jk> |
| 2004-08-27 7:32 PM in reply to: #48088 |
| Resident Matriarch N 43° 32.927 W 071° 24.431 | Subject: And the WInner is--------- (yes, I was watching paint dry...........) this comes as no surprise: 1. Tom: 218 posts 2. Lara: 141 3. Gary: 132 posts 4. Ellen 130 posts (oops) 5. Nancy: 57 6. Rookie44: 49 7. Dana: 47 8. Kevin: 37 9. Whizzer: 27 10. Motivated: 21 11. Ovetta & Nighthawk: 19 each 12. Lincsguyus: 17 13. Tiger Phil: 14 14. Ontherun & KimJ81: 12 each 15. FitMama (aka TroubleMaker) & Keriann: 11 each 16. Soupaman: 9 17. Pandy: up there with 7 18. Dragonman: 6 19. CindyK, Marmadaddy, MadKat, & Tbone: 5 each 20. MikeNHE & TriLizard: 4 each 21. 3 each for: Yellowk8t, JMC1888, RedbullGT337, CShanks, & DrLeah 22. 2 each for: LJSChicago, Ron, Cop2tri 23. and bringing up the rear, with one each (probably stealing from Tom's post count as well): Flyboy, Bootygirl, Machiavelo, COGirl, lifesgreat, Heatherryan, Max SD, BigPikle, Mitchowl, & desertsix. SO! There you have it as of 7PM on 8/27/2004. A whole lot of nothing. And what's wrong with that!? (looks like I'm not getting my run in tonight) |
| 2004-08-27 7:38 PM in reply to: #54638 |
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| 2004-08-27 7:46 PM in reply to: #54639 |
| Resident Matriarch N 43° 32.927 W 071° 24.431 | Subject: RE: And the WInner is--------- yep, they all count. I counted all the double, triple, and quadruple posts due to jumpy 'enter' keystrokes as well. Notice I don't even get on the podium, thank you very much! |
| 2004-08-27 8:27 PM in reply to: #48088 |
Expert 1279 Northern VA | Subject: RE: --- So, once again, the FACTS prove me CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you guys NEVER LEARN!!!!!!!!!! Of course it will probably be 2 days before this post shows up. Gary |
| 2004-08-31 10:08 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- |
| 2004-08-31 10:22 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. |
| 2004-08-31 10:23 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- Ed: Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. |
| 2004-08-31 10:33 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. |
| 2004-08-31 10:37 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! |
| 2004-08-31 10:45 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you? Austin: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. |
| 2004-08-31 10:46 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debator. |
| 2004-08-31 10:47 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. |
| 2004-08-31 10:48 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- Austin: Mr. Roboto is lying to us. |
| 2004-08-31 10:49 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- |
| 2004-08-31 10:50 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- |
| 2004-08-31 11:07 AM in reply to: #54620 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- BROKEN |
| 2004-08-31 11:26 AM in reply to: #55654 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- Annie: What do you believe in then? Crash: Well, I believe in the soul. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight. [He exits] Annie (with a voice that could melt butter): Oh my. |
| 2004-08-31 11:30 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. |
| 2004-08-31 11:32 AM in reply to: #55662 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
| 2004-08-31 11:39 AM in reply to: #55664 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- ....from one of the all time best movies EVER.... Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn into your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door, as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say, "It's only twenty dollars per person." And they'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it's money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk off to the bleachers and sit in their short sleeves on a perfect afternoon. And find they have reserved seats somewhere along the baselines where they sat when they were children. And cheer their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years,Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come. |
| 2004-08-31 11:40 AM in reply to: #55664 |
| Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: --- Jerry: Wait. Okay, okay. Okay. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good in the living room. They'd send me in there, I'd do it alone. And now I just... I don't know. But tonight, our little project, our company, had a very big night. A very, very big night. But it wasn't complete, wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, a cynical, cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You complete me. And if I just had... Dorothy: (interrupting) Shut up. Just shut up.....You had me at hello. You had me at hello. Edited by crpadiem 2004-08-31 11:45 AM |
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