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2009-05-11 5:07 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:00 AM Holy crap that rules.  The crickets, not the stalking.

I might have to clean up my bonus room and have you move in just so there can be another super devious person around me.  Since I moved from NY, there isn't anyone to do fun things and make mischief with.  Mrs Chad is too straight laced.


LOL ... I'm the queen of devious. People think I'm all sweet and bunny and whatnot, but heh heh heh ...

2009-05-11 5:14 AM
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Well I shan't tell people that you're the Queen of Devious.  I'll help perpetuate your non devious-ness.  Then when people least expect it, BAM, you fill their house with other random insects.  Maybe even a plague of locusts!
2009-05-11 5:17 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:00 AM Holy crap that rules.  The crickets, not the stalking.

I might have to clean up my bonus room and have you move in just so there can be another super devious person around me.  Since I moved from NY, there isn't anyone to do fun things and make mischief with.  Mrs Chad is too straight laced.


Whoops, I think I LOLed in TAN ... that's a no-no ... well it's bloody late and this one's going to die soon anyway ...

In college, we swapped around the entire contents of my friends' dorm room--EVERYTHING--just a mirror image, but enought to confuse the heck out of them ... then we plastered over the door (hinges went in) and painted it to look like the wall ... sloppy job but still enough to fool 'em because they were out getting drunk and really sloshed by the time they got back ... oh it was a lulu ... (for April fool's day)
2009-05-11 5:19 AM
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We went to a guy from the football team's room, and really messed it up one time as well.  We stapled all of the legs of his boxers together, and tied all his pant legs together, put salt in his sheets, and put a porn movie in his VCR, turned the volume all the way up, and left his door open.
2009-05-11 5:21 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:14 AM Well I shan't tell people that you're the Queen of Devious.  I'll help perpetuate your non devious-ness.  Then when people least expect it, BAM, you fill their house with other random insects.  Maybe even a plague of locusts!


Plague of locusts!

We were going to spray the inside of my ex's truck with rotting-fish-guts-oily-crap (catfish bait) impossible to get the smell out no matter what you do ... he has a back window panel that's out ... but he's so off he would take some horrible, horrible revenge like quartering my dog.

But you can't do anything about, say, a cricket infestation. It's a thought.

Or I could fill the box I'm mailing back to him (all his g'darn stuff that I don't want polluting my house, nor do I want to dump it on the lawn) with a few hundred crickets.

Nah, he'd still do something unconscionable and unprovable in return.
2009-05-11 5:26 AM
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Hmm, it seems that it would just be better to leave him alone then.  There's no need to get your dog quartered.

Although, you could always go for the old school death penalty thing I read about in Maxim years ago.  Apparently they would kill a cow, and slice open it's gut.  Then they would cram the person in there, so his head was still out of the carcass.  Then they would fill up the cavity with milk, and sew it up.  Then they would just push the guy out into the ocean, and he would just float off.  Apparently, as the milk curdled and mixed with all the stuff in the guts, the bacteria would just destroy the person stuck in the cow.

2009-05-11 5:27 AM
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Well look at that, we're done.  Awesome job us!

I feel like I've accomplished something now with my night at work.
2009-05-11 5:28 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:26 AM

Hmm, it seems that it would just be better to leave him alone then.  There's no need to get your dog quartered.

Although, you could always go for the old school death penalty thing I read about in Maxim years ago.  Apparently they would kill a cow, and slice open it's gut.  Then they would cram the person in there, so his head was still out of the carcass.  Then they would fill up the cavity with milk, and sew it up.  Then they would just push the guy out into the ocean, and he would just float off.  Apparently, as the milk curdled and mixed with all the stuff in the guts, the bacteria would just destroy the person stuck in the cow.



I love it!!! Just imagining it makes me really happy.

Why don't you start the new TAN, Chad?
2009-05-11 5:30 AM
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Nah, I think the TAN starting honors should always go to a tri-hottie.
2009-05-11 5:32 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:30 AM Nah, I think the TAN starting honors should always go to a tri-hottie.


You MADE my DAY

But no, really, I've started plenty of TANs. You go right ahead. I'll help you think of a title ...

TAN 75: TANtivy ... the hunt for TAN goes on (I don't think anyone whould get that, but that just goez with the bizarreness)

TAN 75: Three quarters century of TAN

TAN 75: Not your regular sunTAN oil
2009-05-11 5:36 AM
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What about TAN 75...more fun than a plague of locusts

Or TAN 75, Yanti wouldn't start me.

2009-05-11 5:41 AM
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Chaderbox - 2009-05-11 5:36 AM What about TAN 75...more fun than a plague of locusts

Or TAN 75, Yanti wouldn't start me.


HA! Either of those works ... the second one might get it yanked, though. But there's a certain honor in that, too.

Besides, they let BajingosTAN stand, so why not Yanti wouldn't start me?
2009-05-11 5:44 AM
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Why would that title get it yanked?
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