Subject: RE: PSA: Habaneros Safety Tips FishrCutB8 - 2010-11-26 1:37 PMReminds me of a story. My buddy's wife was growing a wild pepper plant on their deck. They were very Southwestern and she loved spicy foods, so she got this on one of their trips. Anyway, I ask my buddy if the peppers are hot.
"I don't know, why don't you try one," he answered.
I grab one off the plant and chomp into it. Immediately my head begins to swim, my vision constricts to a pinpoint and I dimply wonder why someone has poured gasoline in my mouth and lit a match. But, I remain stalwart, hoping for what comes next, as the beads of sweat begin forming around my hairline.
"How is it," my friend asks casually. "Not bad at all," I lie. "Try one."
And I pick one off and toss it to him. HURRY UP my mind is screaming as he looks at it, then CHOMP! He takes a huge honking bite out of it, and as soon as he does, I am flying out of the chair as he screams in the most intense agony any man has experienced since The Inquisition. We go flying into the kitchen grabbing bread and milk. I strat guzzling as he tears off hunks of Wonder Bread then we switch, trying to squelch the firestorm exploding in our mouths as the tears roll down our cheeks.
I think I still have scars inside my mouth.... I can skip my core workout tonight. My abs are killing me from laughing so hard! Oh my god, I have tears running down my face! |