Wednesday Funnies

Cinderella is now 95 years old. 
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> After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits
> upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch,
> with a cat named Bob for companionship.  
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> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. 
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> Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
> these years"? 
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> The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
> life since I last saw you.  Is there anything for which your heart
> still yearns?"  
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> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
> consideration, she uttered her first wish:  "The prince was wonderful,
> but not much of an investor.  I'm living hand to mouth on my
> disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said,
> "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
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> The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do.  What do
> you want for your second wish?"
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> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,  "I wish I were
> young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
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> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
> returned.  Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been
> dormant for years.
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> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:  "You have one more
> wish; what shall it be?"
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> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
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> "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome
> young man."
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> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
> biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
> beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
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> The fairy godmother said,  "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your
> new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
> godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. 
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> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
> eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
> stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
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> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
> chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. 
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> He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
> whispered..........
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> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."