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2006-11-18 8:59 PM

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Subject: The difference between left and right
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop. There is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept ! money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right...




2006-11-18 9:06 PM
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HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!
2006-11-18 9:37 PM
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Opus - 2006-11-18 9:06 PM HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!

I get it!  LOL

2006-11-18 9:46 PM
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good one
2006-11-20 9:44 AM
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Opus - 2006-11-18 10:06 PM HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!

Republicans only accept handouts from corporate lobbyists; they don't feed at the public trough. Yes, it's called bribery but that's besides the point!

 

2006-11-20 9:53 AM
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CBarnes - 2006-11-18 9:59 PM  And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right...

At least our math skills are sound.



2006-11-20 9:56 AM
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Renee - 2006-11-20 10:44 AM

Opus - 2006-11-18 10:06 PM HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!

Republicans only accept handouts from corporate lobbyists; they don't feed at the public trough. Yes, it's called bribery but that's besides the point!



Umm....Dems do the same.

Look at Murtha.
2006-11-20 10:03 AM
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Scout7 - 2006-11-20 10:56 AM
Renee - 2006-11-20 10:44 AM

Opus - 2006-11-18 10:06 PM HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!

Republicans only accept handouts from corporate lobbyists; they don't feed at the public trough. Yes, it's called bribery but that's besides the point!

 

Umm....Dems do the same. Look at Murtha.

If you want to look at a systematic bribery machine, take a look at the K Street lobbyists and the system Tom DeLay set in place with Jack Abramoff. Why ad hoc bribe when you can systemize it?

2006-11-20 10:04 AM
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Renee - 2006-11-20 11:03 AM

Scout7 - 2006-11-20 10:56 AM
Renee - 2006-11-20 10:44 AM

Opus - 2006-11-18 10:06 PM HAHAHAHA! Yes, it's true, lefties are only looking for a free ride! Oh, how cutting!

Republicans only accept handouts from corporate lobbyists; they don't feed at the public trough. Yes, it's called bribery but that's besides the point!

Umm....Dems do the same. Look at Murtha.

If you want to look at a systematic bribery machine, take a look at the K Street lobbyists and the system Tom DeLay set in place with Jack Abramoff. Why ad hoc bribe when you can systemize it?



Hey, I was merely pointing out that bribery occurs on BOTH sides, not just one.

And remember, Murtha has received several hundred thousands of dollars from lobbyists, and is well known for votes for pay. One of the primary reasons he didn't get the nod for party leadership.
2006-11-20 10:06 AM
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Oh, and I was pointing out that the Republicans systemized the corporate "welfare" handouts from lobbyists who, it turns out, were engaged in bribery!
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