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2005-12-10 11:02 AM

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"Does the Onset of Winter Make You Sad? Tips For Beating Seasonal Blues

By AMANDA ONION


Dec. 9, 2005 — As the days grow shorter and cold, and darkness settles in, some begin to feel a little blue — hamsters and people alike.

Up to 20 percent of Americans report they feel more depressed during the winter months as a result of a condition known as seasonal affective disorder. Now scientists have shown that hamsters experience the same sluggishness when their exposure to light is reduced. By studying these sad hamsters, the researchers hope to find new ways of helping people combat seasonal depression."


2005-12-10 9:40 PM
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Solution - move to So. Cal. Oh I wish. But at the very least, now that it's not biking season, us Canadians have plenty of time to rip waves in the pool and WIN THE CHALLENGE!!!
2005-12-11 7:06 AM
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I've found the lighting and the credit card machines at Banana Republic make me feel better.
2005-12-11 10:20 AM
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So Fresh So Clean - 2005-12-10 10:40 PM

Solution - move to So. Cal. Oh I wish. But at the very least, now that it's not biking season, us Canadians have plenty of time to rip waves in the pool and WIN THE CHALLENGE!!!


I agree, I liked San Diego, beautiful town.
2005-12-12 8:14 AM
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Oh come on, no one's going to comment on this bit from the story:

For example, if the animals spend more time hovering near the walls of their containers, rather than at the center, it's believed they feel more anxious. If they decline to slurp up tempting offers of sugar water, scientists take it as a sign of depression. Another test involves placing the animals in water and seeing if they swim or simply give up and float. Hamsters don't sink apparently, but float in water.

"The sooner they give up in the water, the more depressed they are," Pyter said. "If you give them an antidepressant they don't give up as quickly."


Sugar water? Give up and float? Giving up in the water? These are depressed TRIATHLETE Hamsters!

Plus, who knew that hamsters floated? I mean, was that common knowledge?

2005-12-13 12:52 PM
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stupidnickname - 2005-12-10 12:02 PM
"Does the Onset of Winter Make You Sad? Tips For Beating Seasonal BluesBy AMANDA ONIONDec. 9, 2005 — As the days grow shorter and cold, and darkness settles in, some begin to feel a little blue — hamsters and people alike.Up to 20 percent of Americans report they feel more depressed during the winter months as a result of a condition known as seasonal affective disorder. Now scientists have shown that hamsters experience the same sluggishness when their exposure to light is reduced. By studying these sad hamsters, the researchers hope to find new ways of helping people combat seasonal depression."


I've only read the initial post, but my first thought upon seeing the subject line was, "of COURSE you posted this".




2005-12-13 1:10 PM
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Oh, wow. It's actually a real article, on ABC and everything. I thought it was a joke until I clicked on the link. Poor hamsters. All they wanted to do was curl up, eat Christmas cookies and sleep. And if they were triathlete hamsters, they weren't drinking the sugar water because they were arguing over which kind to buy.
2005-12-13 1:53 PM
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Now I know why I always had such an affinity for hamsters...





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2005-12-13 2:46 PM
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Did anyone give the hampsters the option of drinking heavily and eating a lot of deep-fried stuff while watching christmas cartoons?.....Well did they?....Jeeze, and they call themselves scientists.

2005-12-13 7:16 PM
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ride_like_u_stole_it - 2005-12-13 3:46 PM

Did anyone give the hampsters the option of drinking heavily and eating a lot of deep-fried stuff while watching christmas cartoons?.....Well did they?....Jeeze, and they call themselves scientists.



Lol.
2005-12-13 7:41 PM
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deepbluesea - 2005-12-13 1:52 PM

I've only read the initial post, but my first thought upon seeing the subject line was, "of COURSE you posted this".




Geez, what you must think of me . . . just because I feel bad for the poor depressed sad triathlete swimming hamsters, you think I'm an oddball.

Well, you're right.


watergirl - 2005-12-13 2:10 PM

And if they were triathlete hamsters, they weren't drinking the sugar water because they were arguing over which kind to buy.



MMmmmmmmmm Hamster gu . . . . mmmmmmmmm.



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