Yanti and Faded Memories - Look What Happened Near Me

Soggy, and they need to be retrieved before they float down to TMI. Imagine the potential if Yanti ate radioactive Pop Tarts!

I start browsing and, WT... what am I getting called out for...

Wow.  But, I dunno.  River rinsed....hmmm.

Tell you what.  Get ahold of one from the scene, send it out and I'll eat it!  Bwahahahahahahaahahaha.

And THEN you ship an entire case to Yanti! (Fresh ones.)

"The driver walked away from the accident" BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POP TARTS?????

Holy carnage--I literally have tears coming to my eyes. Oh, and there they fall. OH, THE POPTART-ANITY!

I do have a moment of deep shame to share ... I couldn't finish my breakfast Pop Tarts before my race on Sunday. Not feeling well--and unfinished Pop Tarts is the most ominous sign of all.

It's just been a tragic last few days for the magic tart. (The pastries, and me. Ha.)

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My wife told our kids this means there are no more pop-tarts ever now. She laughed.

Sometimes the dear sweet angel I married reveals a cruel, cruel woman underneath.

Holy Carp Yanti, you're definitely not feeling well. That's horrible; how could you race without having finished your Pop Tarts? Isn't that some kind of blasphemy or something?

Engineer speaks wisdom!!!

SAVE THE POP TARTS!

if they weren't scavenged by local by now, they're now in the chesapeake bay, or very close.

If I see any wash up at Dewey Beach in September, I'll know.