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2005-10-18 9:38 PM

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Subject: I am an idiot
While unpacking groceries tonight I accidentally knocked a jar of honey off the shelf. To try and stop its fall I tried to stop the jar with my foot. You know pull a ninja move and balance the falling jar on my foot. Instead I way over shoot and just end up kicking the jar of honey against the kitchen wall where it shattered into a billion sticky pieces. If you have ever tried to clean up broken glass covered in honey it is not easy. And now I have honey all over every square inch of my shop vac (which is the only form or broom/vacuum/mop that I own).

2005-10-18 9:49 PM
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Rock on bro.  Check the confessions thread- I just showered with Palmolive.  Men of the world unite!
2005-10-18 11:36 PM
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I managed to assist my cat in breaking the carafe thing on the coffee maker this evening... Must be the post-full-moon thing going on...
2005-10-19 6:32 AM
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Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

2005-10-19 8:51 AM
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run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 6:32 AM
Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.


Or a Three Stooges movie.
2005-10-19 8:52 AM
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It's all about the plastic, shatterproof bear shaped honey jar!

2005-10-19 9:22 AM
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run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 7:32 AM Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

Honey and Palmolive.  The only thing missing is girls in their underwear having a pillow fight.

2005-10-19 9:25 AM
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No....we were there.

Oh wait, what thread am I in? Damnit!

3558 - 2005-10-19 10:22 AM

run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 7:32 AM Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

Honey and Palmolive.  The only thing missing is girls in their underwear having a pillow fight.

2005-10-19 4:08 PM
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Did you say, " I couldn't do that again if I tried it a million times!"
2005-10-19 4:14 PM
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I heard my cat in the upstairs hallway making the pre-vomit sounds and rushed to put him in the bathroom, so it wouldn't be on the carpet.  Sadly, I was a second late, and he vomited just as I was swinging him around toward the door...

If I tried a million times, I could never again get him to projectile vomit and have it shoot perfectly between the crack of the open door and the door frame and land behind the door.

The bad thing is that the hairball medicine tastes good to him, so he automatically thinks he gets a treat for vomiting.  Blech.

2005-10-19 4:23 PM
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dibujob - 2005-10-19 9:52 AM

It's all about the plastic, shatterproof bear shaped honey jar!


If I had a nickel for every time I've said that . . .

Edited by stupidnickname 2005-10-19 4:25 PM

2005-10-19 10:50 PM
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dibujob - 2005-10-19 8:52 AM

It's all about the plastic,


Isn't that a line from "The Graduate"? "You can't go wrong with plastic" (or something like that)
2005-10-19 11:11 PM
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Well I can't top that, but I managed to take a shower this morning, get out, get dressed and realize I forgot to wash my hair. Not a good beginning.
2005-10-20 5:18 AM
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Heh.  Forgot to buy soap yesterday. 
2005-10-20 8:38 AM
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Too bad you can't use that liquid soap that you've got...

Stake - 2005-10-20 6:18 AM Heh.  Forgot to buy soap yesterday. 

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