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2005-08-05 10:06 AM

Subject: Recipie to ruin - if you like to cook....
Thanks to the evil genius that is Southern cooking, Paula Dean provides this cake. It's called Gooey Butter Cake, but I call it Porn Cake. I've made each version - the pineapple is by far the best. Enjoy!


Cake:
1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 egg
8 tablespoons butter, melted
Filling:
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 (15-ounce) can pumpkin
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
8 tablespoons butter, melted
1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon nutmeg

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
To make the cake: Combine all of the ingredients and mix well with an electric mixer. Pat the mixture into the bottom of a lightly greased 13 by 9-inch baking pan. Prepare filling.
To make the filling: In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese and pumpkin until smooth. Add the eggs, vanilla, and butter, and beat together. Next, add the powdered sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and mix well. Spread pumpkin mixture over cake batter and bake for 40 to 50 minutes. Make sure not to overbake as the center should be a little gooey.
Serve with fresh whipped cream.
Variations: For a Pineapple Gooey Cake: Instead of the pumpkin, add a drained 20-ounce can of crushed pineapple to the cream cheese filling. Proceed as directed above.
For a Banana Gooey Cake: Prepare cream cheese filling as directed, beating in 2 ripe bananas instead of the pumpkin. Proceed as directed above.
For a Peanut Butter Gooey Cake: Use a chocolate cake mix. Add 1 cup creamy peanut butter to the cream cheese filling instead of the pumpkin. Proceed as directed above.


2005-08-05 10:36 AM
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(closes eyes) I am not cutting and pasting this...I am not cutting and pasting this...I am not....
2005-08-05 10:54 AM
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max - 2005-08-05 10:36 AM

(closes eyes) I am not cutting and pasting this...I am not cutting and pasting this...I am not....


yes you are...yes you are...

seriously, just assebling the ingredients will make you feel like some crazed alchemist, or like you have to go to confesssion.
2005-08-05 12:21 PM
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Subject: RE: Recipie to ruin - if you like to cook....
I don't think I like you anymore.. SOB, WHINE!!! (OK if I make this and gain five pounds I am going to be looking for you! It looks really yummy tho).

Don't tempt me to post my Chicken and Dumplings recipe. About 5000 calories a bite but when it's cold and nasty out... ahhh perfection. How come everything I am really good at making is loaded with fat and calories?

Edited by nliedel 2005-08-05 12:21 PM
2005-08-05 2:31 PM
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OK Ive got the cake recipe. Now I'm going to need the chicken and dumpling recipe...
I'm not kidding. A couple extra workouts to burn off the calories never hurt anyone.
2005-08-05 3:00 PM
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kanoelani - 2005-08-05 3:31 PM

OK Ive got the cake recipe. Now I'm going to need the chicken and dumpling recipe...
I'm not kidding. A couple extra workouts to burn off the calories never hurt anyone.


Well the first thing to learn about chicken and dumplings is to make good dumplings. You need self rising flour and Crisco with a little milk. You have to get the biscuits perfect and biscuit making is an art.

I just put together a really thick chicken soup with lots of onions (I do use white chicken breasts) celery, carrots, garlic and a little half and half. Cook it on down till it's nice and thick. Then you put spoonfuls of the biscuit mix on top and cover for fifteen minutes. Now I want comfort food.

If you need the chicken soup recipe then I can get it down but I mostly cook from feel and again the biscuits are really important.


2005-08-05 6:51 PM
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As long as you never allow yourself to be alone with the Porn Cake you will be ok.

Really.

I mean it.

lol
2005-08-05 7:03 PM
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Does the Porn Cake feel anything like Warm Apple Pie? Sorry had to get the reference in.
2005-08-05 7:05 PM
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LMAO!!!!!

Well, care to test and report back?????

2005-08-05 7:15 PM
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Porn Cake.. I copied and pasted the recipe and I am putting it under "porn cake" in my files.

Lady, put down the porn cake and everything will be fine.

You know I might make this for Gene this weekend. I was thinking about putting rum in it. That sounds yummy. (I put booze in my food all the time. I don't drink much but I cook with it like a French Chef).

Edited by nliedel 2005-08-05 7:16 PM
2005-08-05 8:46 PM
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OK, I just gained 5 pounds reading this. And my LDL Cholesterol went up about 100 points.

You are a bunch of evil evil people!

But that said, I love Paula Dean. She's a crack up. And that really is how people in the south eat. Swear to gawd.

As for Chicken and Dumplins... now you're making me miss my Granny! Only her dumplins were strips of dough rather than biscuits. But, no matter, it still sounds good.

Evil!


2005-08-07 10:31 AM
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Curious? Did you make it? The rum sounds like it would be good with the pineapple...an added layer of decadence! Might as well go all the way!


2005-08-07 10:47 AM
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I am too whipped to do it today. I just beat myself senseless yesterday with 3 hours of exercise, two of them brutal. I will try it after an easier day this week.
2005-08-07 11:22 AM
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I get to go to her restaurant in Savannah every time I go down there. Her sons are friends of my inlaws. She is a nice lady!
2005-08-08 8:28 AM
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I have an aversion to cake mixes (prefer to bake from scratch) but that recipe sounds damn good! I will have to try it out soon.
2005-08-16 3:47 PM
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Subject: RE: Recipie to ruin - if you like to cook....
If you eat enough porn cake do you go blind?


2005-08-16 6:51 PM
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dibujob - 2005-08-16 3:47 PM

If you eat enough porn cake do you go blind?


I think that's viagra. Too much porn cake makes your tounge hairy.

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