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2006-01-18 12:02 PM

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Subject: *@#$ Mustard Stain!

Mustard stains doesn't it?

So I was in the kitchen here at work starting to make my sandwich. I shake up the mustard bottle because it was feeling almost empty (the cap was on). I open the cap and the mustard pours out onto my new pants!!! Agh! I dabbed it off as much as I could but there is still a big yellow spot. Any suggestions?

The worst part: a HUGE glob landed on my knee. In fact thats where most of it landed. Just a little splatters at the bottom but all over my knee. It looks like I've had relations with Mr. French.



2006-01-18 12:05 PM
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Only copious amounts of urine take out mustard stains, and you have to apply it immediately.

S'true.
2006-01-18 12:08 PM
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Giver
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The mustard stain will draw attention away from your fat @ss.

(please read jeepfleeb's Disney marathon RR before flaming for my "insensitive" comment

2006-01-18 12:10 PM
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Opus - 2006-01-18 1:05 PM ...and you have to apply it immediately. S'true.

So I guess then you're not volunteering... 

2006-01-18 12:10 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:10 PM

Opus - 2006-01-18 1:05 PM ...and you have to apply it immediately. S'true.

So I guess then you're not volunteering... 



Do I look like Ricky Martin to you?
2006-01-18 12:11 PM
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So I'm clear on the rules - it's okay to be insensitive as long as someone else made the insensitive comment first? Gotcha.


2006-01-18 12:11 PM
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Giver
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Heh...I thought you were going to say R. Kelly. 

Opus - 2006-01-18 1:10 PM
Do I look like Ricky Martin to you?

2006-01-18 12:13 PM
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Queen BTich
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"I'm gonna piss on you....."

(in my bestest Haley as Dave Chappelle as R. Kelly voice)

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:11 PM

Heh...I thought you were going to say R. Kelly. 

Opus - 2006-01-18 1:10 PM
Do I look like Ricky Martin to you?



Edited by TriComet 2006-01-18 12:14 PM
2006-01-18 12:13 PM
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some higher power is trying to convey the message that you should stop using that nasty s***

TriComet - 2006-01-18 1:02 PM

Mustard stains doesn't it?

So I was in the kitchen here at work starting to make my sandwich. I shake up the mustard bottle because it was feeling almost empty (the cap was on). I open the cap and the mustard pours out onto my new pants!!! Agh! I dabbed it off as much as I could but there is still a big yellow spot. Any suggestions?

The worst part: a HUGE glob landed on my knee. In fact thats where most of it landed. Just a little splatters at the bottom but all over my knee. It looks like I've had relations with Mr. French.

2006-01-18 12:18 PM
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Giver
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Exactly.

Damn...my BBM poll got yanked. Funny is such a fine line. 

 

TriComet - 2006-01-18 1:13 PM

"I'm gonna piss on you....."

(in my bestest Haley as Dave Chappelle as R. Kelly voice)

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:11 PM

Heh...I thought you were going to say R. Kelly.

Opus - 2006-01-18 1:10 PM
Do I look like Ricky Martin to you?

2006-01-18 12:19 PM
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Giver
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What? Mustard in general or yellow French's specifically? 

 

3558 - 2006-01-18 1:13 PM

some higher power is trying to convey the message that you should stop using that nasty s***

TriComet - 2006-01-18 1:02 PM

Mustard stains doesn't it?

So I was in the kitchen here at work starting to make my sandwich. I shake up the mustard bottle because it was feeling almost empty (the cap was on). I open the cap and the mustard pours out onto my new pants!!! Agh! I dabbed it off as much as I could but there is still a big yellow spot. Any suggestions?

The worst part: a HUGE glob landed on my knee. In fact thats where most of it landed. Just a little splatters at the bottom but all over my knee. It looks like I've had relations with Mr. French.



2006-01-18 12:37 PM
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2006-01-18 12:41 PM
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that bright-neon-yellow-looks-like-it-came-out-of-a-box-of-crayola-crayons-french's-crap

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:19 PM

What? Mustard in general or yellow French's specifically? 

 

3558 - 2006-01-18 1:13 PM

some higher power is trying to convey the message that you should stop using that nasty s***

TriComet - 2006-01-18 1:02 PM

Mustard stains doesn't it?

So I was in the kitchen here at work starting to make my sandwich. I shake up the mustard bottle because it was feeling almost empty (the cap was on). I open the cap and the mustard pours out onto my new pants!!! Agh! I dabbed it off as much as I could but there is still a big yellow spot. Any suggestions?

The worst part: a HUGE glob landed on my knee. In fact thats where most of it landed. Just a little splatters at the bottom but all over my knee. It looks like I've had relations with Mr. French.

2006-01-18 12:52 PM
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i hate to be rude BUT.... change your pants! then pee on them!
2006-01-18 12:53 PM
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Queen BTich
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My good mustard is at home and its the good kind in a glass jar that you have to use a knife. This is the kind they stock here.

3558 - 2006-01-18 1:41 PM

that bright-neon-yellow-looks-like-it-came-out-of-a-box-of-crayola-crayons-french's-crap



Edited by TriComet 2006-01-18 12:54 PM
2006-01-18 12:56 PM
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OK...just checking. cause mustard rocks. 

 

3558 - 2006-01-18 1:41 PM

that bright-neon-yellow-looks-like-it-came-out-of-a-box-of-crayola-crayons-french's-crap

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:19 PM

What? Mustard in general or yellow French's specifically?

 

3558 - 2006-01-18 1:13 PM

some higher power is trying to convey the message that you should stop using that nasty s***

TriComet - 2006-01-18 1:02 PM

Mustard stains doesn't it?

So I was in the kitchen here at work starting to make my sandwich. I shake up the mustard bottle because it was feeling almost empty (the cap was on). I open the cap and the mustard pours out onto my new pants!!! Agh! I dabbed it off as much as I could but there is still a big yellow spot. Any suggestions?

The worst part: a HUGE glob landed on my knee. In fact thats where most of it landed. Just a little splatters at the bottom but all over my knee. It looks like I've had relations with Mr. French.



2006-01-18 1:06 PM
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Queen BTich
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I like Zatarain's mustard. Have you tried it? So good...yumm...

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:56 PM

OK...just checking. cause mustard rocks. 

 

2006-01-18 1:08 PM
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Giver
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I'm from NOLA...of course I have. 

 

TriComet - 2006-01-18 2:06 PM

I like Zatarain's mustard. Have you tried it? So good...yumm...

 

run4yrlif - 2006-01-18 1:56 PM

OK...just checking. cause mustard rocks.

2006-01-18 1:12 PM
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So did you pee on your pants or not? Were you lazy and just let it run down your leg, or did you take them off and go in a cup or directly on them? Did anyone walk in on you in the restroom?

Spill.... er... tell!

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