heh heh

A woman goes into a a car dealer's workshop to pick up her car after a minor service and the mechanic presents her with a bill for $2,200. "What the hell?" she exclaims, "It was just a minor service!"

The mechanic is slightly taken back by this but explains that they had to replace the headlight fluid, transmission lenses and re-wire the tyres.

At this she flings her arms into the air and yells "Grab my boobs!"

The mechanic backs away nervously and goes to find the service manager, who explains the bill again and is greeted with the same reply - "Grab my boobs!"

"Madam," he stammers, "why do you want me to grab you boobs?"

"Because," comes her reply, "I like to have my boobs grabbed while I'm being screwed."