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hangloose

2006-10-16 2:33 PM

Crystal Lake, IL

Subject: Funny warning - all men should read!

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!

DANGEROUS:	SAFER:	SAFEST:	ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine
Are you wearing that?	Wow, you sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a glass of wine with that?	Here, have some wine
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some more wine and chocolate

11 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Perpetual Munching Spree
2. Puffy Mid-Section
3. People Make me Sick
4. Provide Me with Sweets
5. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
7. Pass My Sweat pants
8. Pissy Mood Syndrome
9. Plainly; Men Suck
10. Pack My Stuff
11. Potential Murder Suspect