TUESDAY FUNNIES

That is so awesome!

Okay, these arent' funny, but they're interesting tidbits...



The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for



Blood plasma.




No piece of paper can be folded in half



more than seven (7) times.






Donkeys kill more people annually


than plane crashes.




You burn more calories sleeping


than you do watching television.





Oak trees do not produce acorns


until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.






The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.



The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive


from each salad served in first-class.






Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women,

what does this tell you!)




Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.





Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN!



The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.


So did the first "Marlboro Man."


Walt Disney was afraid



OF MICE!





PEARLS MELT



IN VINEGAR!




The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.






It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs.

(Whoever discovered this found out by leading a cow to his bedroom. RB)



A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.


Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.


(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)




And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)