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 2005-11-15 8:00 AM |
COURT JESTER  12230     ROCKFORD, IL |  Subject: Tuesday FunniesThe first day of school or...... NEW CAMERA $350.00 NEW SCHOOL CLOTHES $400.00 NEW BACKPACKS $60.00 PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (1st day of school.jpg) Attachments ---------------- 1st day of school.jpg (88KB - 7 downloads) |
| 2005-11-15 8:01 AM in reply to: #284854 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Tuesday Funnies A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees... The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a Canadian tree that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Canada, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpeckering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home. |
| 2005-11-15 8:02 AM in reply to: #284854 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Tuesday Funnies ROFTLAMO! |
| 2005-11-15 8:02 AM in reply to: #284854 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Tuesday Funnies A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday. |
| 2005-11-15 7:01 PM in reply to: #284854 |
Expert 950 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: Tuesday Funnies You can quit looking - The pot at the end of the Rainbow has been found. (image001.jpg) Attachments ---------------- image001.jpg (26KB - 7 downloads) |
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