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2006-07-25 11:08 PM

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Subject: Celebrities you'd happily execute
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Kevin Federline (I think that how you spell his name)

Just for knocking up Britney. The poor girl never had a chance not to have red neck offspring.


Disclaimer: For any law enforcement types out there, this is a joke. I really have no intention of following through with this.


2006-07-25 11:43 PM
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Britney cause some people don't like rednecks.
2006-07-26 12:14 AM
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Martha Stewart - Oprah - Paul Teutel Sr. - Drew Carey - Kid Rock - Bobbie Brown - Paris & Nicole Hilton - Steve Irwin

There's more, but I have an ammunition shortage.

 

2006-07-26 5:31 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute
Tom Cruise (weirdo), Paris Hilton (famous for what?), any winner and judge from American Idol, Dr. Phil (just dont like him), Martha Stewart. I am sure there are others as well. Its not that i want to exeute them, just wish them severe diarrhea for a couple of days.
2006-07-26 6:19 AM
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If we can go F-list "celebrities" then I say Jared from the Subway commercials.
2006-07-26 6:54 AM
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Totally Steve Irwin and Jared, that is a good call. Also up here in Canada we have this home repair guy who does these comercials where he always has the latest and greatest tools and is so smug about them, he would be in my top 3 for sure!!!


2006-07-26 7:12 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute
Dr. Phil and Jared from Subway. Everytime I see them, my blood boils.
2006-07-26 7:26 AM
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Kathy Griffen/Griffth I don't know how to spell her last name.
2006-07-26 7:30 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute
Maybe not execute Jared but just beat him with a stringer of catfish. Dr. Phil and Oprah gotta go down together.
2006-07-26 7:42 AM
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We could just sit Jared down and force feed him a Big Mac!!!!
2006-07-26 7:43 AM
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The Gecko from the Geico commercial.   I Know he's not real but he irritates the crap out of me. I HATE HIM,HATE HIM, HATE HIM!!!!


2006-07-26 8:01 AM
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kgart - 2006-07-26 8:43 AM The Gecko from the Geico commercial.   I Know he's not real but he irritates the crap out of me. I HATE HIM,HATE HIM, HATE HIM!!!!

"how's your mum?"

 

2006-07-26 8:11 AM
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Oprah is numero uno on my list.  Don't even know where to begin.

I used to hate Jared too, then I saw him on another show where he was not doing a subway commercial (SNL maybe?) and he turned out to be really cool and actually pretty funny.

2006-07-26 8:12 AM
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Every "gangsta" rapper.  In fact, every rapper period.

Brad Pitt, Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie so we can have something different on the cover of STAR magazine.

Rush Limbaugh

EVERY televangelist....may you all burn in hell.

 

2006-07-26 8:17 AM
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how could I forget Michael Moore, but then again listing him as a cleberety would be giving him too much credit.
2006-07-26 8:29 AM
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Wow, ya'll have some real venom in here for the A-crowd to the F-listers!

I can't even think of someone I'd force-feed a sandwich. 

Ok, well, probably Mary Kate...



2006-07-26 8:40 AM
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SunnyS - 2006-07-26 9:29 AM

Wow, ya'll have some real venom in here for the A-crowd to the F-listers!

I can't even think of someone I'd force-feed a sandwich. 

Ok, well, probably Mary Kate...

Force feeding her would probably do some good, we're talking ending life here. There has got to be someone you can't stand. Release your anger!

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who can't take Jared. Even if he was cool on SNL or whatever, he still makes me want to punch my TV in the face.

2006-07-26 8:46 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute
Anyone who is called/believes they are/is told they are/the media says they are a "celebrity," simply because they have been on a television show that drew 4 people according to Nielsen ratings.

So basically anyone that further's our country's obsession with "famous people."
2006-07-26 9:04 AM
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Anyone responsible for pre-production, shooting, post-production, along with the actors, directors, animals, and any other person involved with the summer release of "Snakes on a Plane" Especially the terribly wonderful person who thought up the title.
2006-07-26 9:13 AM
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At least with "Snakes on a Plane" you know what you are getting. There is no mystery. Theres a plane, and some snakes. Simple, yet still crap.
As for the Geico Gecko, I want to strangle that #@%&er. I am English, living in new jersey and that commercial has spawned me a new nickname. i am now affectionately known at work as Geico! Theres only so many times you can say "It's like pie and chips, for free!" and people still find it funny. Damn Gecko. Why does an English accent sell car insurance? Does it sound more trustworthy? Is there a gecko in England with an american accent selling car insurance saying things like "Its like burger and fries, for free!".
2006-07-26 9:16 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute

Nicole Ritchie - although she will probably disappear on her own anyways from lack of food
Ryan Seacrest - seeing/hearing him induces vomit
Ashley Simpson- with her new nose job, she and Jessica are now the same person, so why have 2 of them?
Dr. Robin (psychologist on Oprah) - no explanation needed
Donald Trump - do you notice how can't talk normally, he shouts his sentences?
Tyra Banks - whoever gave her the OK to make her own talk show must have been on crack



2006-07-26 9:22 AM
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mattwilley - 2006-07-26 9:13 AM

At least with "Snakes on a Plane" you know what you are getting. There is no mystery. Theres a plane, and some snakes. Simple, yet still crap.
As for the Geico Gecko, I want to strangle that #@%&er. I am English, living in new jersey and that commercial has spawned me a new nickname. i am now affectionately known at work as Geico! Theres only so many times you can say "It's like pie and chips, for free!" and people still find it funny. Damn Gecko. Why does an English accent sell car insurance? Does it sound more trustworthy? Is there a gecko in England with an american accent selling car insurance saying things like "Its like burger and fries, for free!".


I have no freaking clue what it is about the English accent. Hartford, CT has a new "branding" campaign going. For those who don't live around here, Hartford has a reputation as well, a hole. What's their branding? Hiring a man and a woman with an English accent to do voiceovers for their content-free commercials. Because, you know, English accents will fix that joint right up. No block grants needed.

I thougth of Jared the second I saw this title, and the hatred for him displayed warms my cold, cold heart.
2006-07-26 9:22 AM
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I second the Ashlee Simpson vote, but in doing so I have to include her dad, everytime I see that slimeball on TV I want to break something!!!!
2006-07-26 9:24 AM
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check out infomercials as well. some guy is always doing them, Anthony Sullivan i think his name is, and he is english and sells a whole bunch of crap to easily influenced americans.
2006-07-26 9:27 AM
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Subject: RE: Celebrities you'd happily execute

Lets re-word this to "Celebs I wouldn't execute":

  1. Steve McQueen (unfortunately he's long gone)
  2. Lee Ermey
  3. Clint Eastwood
  4. Sean Connery

Wow.  That's a short list.

eta- Jessica Simpson & Kiera Knightly (for aesthetic purposes only)



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