Kids Crazy Sayings

My son is 2 and a half and he still has problems forming some letters; I have a truck and 'truck' happens to be one of his favorite words. The only problem is he dosent say 'truck', he says, well I cant say but drop the T & R and replace with an "F".

Well the other night we were out to dinner and these 2 women were seated next to us. Both of them we're extremely attractive and my son was staring at them all through our meal. I finally asked him what he was looking at and he points at them and says "Daddy, pretty!!" in a voice that the whole restraunt heard. The women started talking to me about my son and what not and when dinner was over I told him it was time to go bye bye. Well he looks at both the women and says "Go bye bye with daddy in *uck." I looked at the women and both of their jaws were on the floor and I explained that he didnt pronounce his T's very well. Then I got the hell out of dodge before anything else could be said.

I think that was my sons not so subtle way of telling me that I need a girlfriend.

My kids did the same thing.... trying having a brother named Chuck.  Guess what *he* got called, too???

I was in the elevator with my nephew last week. They are conservative Mormons, which means nothing sleeveless, etc, which is completely fine with me. I was wearing a really cute tube top and my nephew says in front of everyone, "Aunt Vic, why are you wearing your swimsuit to dinner"?

Maybe not funny now, but man was it cute then