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 2005-09-16 8:31 AM |
COURT JESTER  12230     ROCKFORD, IL |  Subject: FRIDAY FUNNIESBathtub test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines whether a patient should be institutionalized or not. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the water out of the tub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon." "No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull out the stopper." |
| 2005-09-16 8:34 AM in reply to: #247825 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: FRIDAY FUNNIES THE OIL SHORTAGE A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America . Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, and TEXAS. Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC |
| 2005-09-16 8:34 AM in reply to: #247825 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: FRIDAY FUNNIES |
| 2005-09-16 8:39 AM in reply to: #247825 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: FRIDAY FUNNIES |
 2005-09-16 9:54 AM in reply to: #247831 |
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| 2005-09-16 10:38 AM in reply to: #247825 |
| Extreme Veteran 343 Centennial, CO | Subject: RE: FRIDAY FUNNIES World's most worthless coon-dog... (racoon-dog.jpg) Attachments ---------------- racoon-dog.jpg (13KB - 8 downloads) |
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