two oreos walk into a bar...

And they get into an argument and one says to the other " Bite me!"

They didn't see it.....

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And the first one says to the bartender "I want a large glass of ice cold milk and a shot of single malt scotch."

The bartender shrugs and puts the two drinks on the bar. He says ... "I get the one ... but the other?"

The first oreo slams back the shot and says "The other one is for the dip."