Jessica Seinfeld is killing me!

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2007-10-12 6:49 PM

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Subject: Jessica Seinfeld is killing me!

Why is my wife and all her friends so in to her new cookbook.  Apparently, it's all about sneaking healthy stuff into food without supposedly tasting it (mainly for kids).

 But here's my problem: She (my wife) made some brownies today with, are you ready, spinach and carrots  in it. While I haven't tasted them yet, my initial reaction is BLECH!

If I want brownies, I want the hard stuff - - chocolate, fudge, etc.

IT's like drinking non-alcoholic beer.

2007-10-12 7:16 PM
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I think you should start injecting sugar and/or crisco into her veggies and she how she likes it. 
2007-10-12 7:37 PM
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Why not just do it the old fashioned way and force the kid to eat the veggies!?
2007-10-12 8:16 PM
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We're lucky in that our kids already eat fruits and veggies. My wife was just trying to get some more in.

We're even luckier now!!!  The 5yr old took a bite, put it right back down and said she was done. The 13 month spit it right out.  I even tried it. It wasn't gross, but had kind of a gummy bear chewiness to it. I didn't care for it.  Going 0-for-3, I think my wife won't be making these again.

 

Now where can I hide this book?

2007-10-13 12:54 PM
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2007-10-13 1:34 PM
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tkbslc - 2007-10-12 8:16 PM I think you should start injecting sugar and/or crisco into her veggies and she how she likes it. 

LOL - this reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the Middle when Lois (the mom) was trying to lose weight, but Hal (the dad, Lois' husband) realized that he really liked his wife's big booty and didn't want her to lose weight. So, he would take a syringe and inject melted butter into her healthy food, and do some other sneaky stuff. It was pretty funny.

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