______ bugs the Hell out of me

I think thats Fleeb's biggest pet peeve too. See, I like to put WAY more time than needed when heating something up because I can't stand cold food (that is supposed to be hot). So, I put something in there for 3 min that only needs 45 seconds and I watch it until I think its hot enough--bubbling. Then I take it out, close the door, and forget to clear it. Ooops.

I like people - all depends on how they're cooked. 

Liar.  Keep it up, and you'll make Jesus cry.

I like individuals.  But people irritate me. 

Lacking motivation at work on projects that don't feel very pressing now but will be by Friday if significant progress isn't made bugs the Hell out of me.

My SO is peeved by the un-cleared time on microwaves.  He's easy that way.

There is an intersection near my house where two lanes merge into one lane.  The left lane continues to go straight after the intersection, but the right lane turns into a right turn only lane after the intersection.

  Most folks get into the left hand lane knowing they don't want to get into the right turn only lane. What bugs me are the bastards that get into the right hand lane, pass all the folks patiently going in the left lane, and then obnoxiously put their left blinker on to get into the left lane as the right turn only lane runs out.

  Man do I hate those buggers.  Why should I let you back in, you cheater!

While you are in the "snack" room Dan, you might want to reach for the Decaf....

Just saying

But he believes in you...

But I'm allergic to orange handled coffee pots!!!

ROTFLMAO

Good thing you don't spend much time there...

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs." Tom Waits (paraphrased)