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2008 - Democratic National Convention :

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship.

Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 till 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally.

Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --

French president Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden

kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from

Guantanamo Bay. - Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military;

a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award,

presented by Michael Moore .

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast .

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld

brought down the World Trade Center Towers-

- Howard Dean .

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton

by Mahmud Ahmadinejad .

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast .

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet .

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry .

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton .

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast .

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home .