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 2005-11-16 7:58 AM |
COURT JESTER  12230     ROCKFORD, IL |  Subject: Wednesday FunniesAn elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells," AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat." |
| 2005-11-16 7:58 AM in reply to: #285733 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies Never offer too much info!!! You would think that some people could keep their mouths closed. A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, and so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time that he has been unfaithful. "Christ!" he says, "are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I s*rewed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*s?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher." |
| 2005-11-16 7:59 AM in reply to: #285733 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies |
| 2005-11-16 8:07 AM in reply to: #285733 |
Elite 2421 | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies |
| 2005-11-16 8:49 AM in reply to: #285733 |
Expert 679 Nags Head, | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies Comet and her friends..... (217-girlfart.jpg) Attachments ---------------- 217-girlfart.jpg (13KB - 8 downloads) |
| 2005-11-16 8:56 AM in reply to: #285784 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies ROTFLMAO!! Where do you find this stuff? Tri-Pirate - 2005-11-16 9:49 AM Comet and her friends..... |
| 2005-11-16 9:01 AM in reply to: #285793 |
Expert 679 Nags Head, | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies TriComet - 2005-11-16 9:56 AM ROTFLMAO!! Where do you find this stuff? Tri-Pirate - 2005-11-16 9:49 AM Comet and her friends..... You know where it comes from..."The Dark Side" of course..... |
| 2005-11-16 9:03 AM in reply to: #285733 |
Expert 679 Nags Head, | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies A man was up before the beak for murdering his pretty, young wife - this is what happened ? previous next ? A man was up before the beak for murdering his pretty, young wife. Judge: "You stand accused of killing your wife. What do you have to say in your defence?" Man: "Well your Honour, I came home early and found my wife stark bollock naked in bed with my best friend; so I shot the dirty slut. That's all I have to say." Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell the court what happened to him?" Man: " Well your Honour, I pointed my finger at him and said: Bad dog, bad dog!" |
| 2005-11-16 3:21 PM in reply to: #285733 |
Expert 950 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: Wednesday Funnies |
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