TYR Goggles... What the???

I accidentally left my TYR goggles at the pool a couple weeks ago, then left town for a week long conference.  When I got back and went to the pool, I asked if they had seen them.  They had them in the lost and found, but in the time that I'd been gone, they allowed other swimmers to use them.  (I can't get mad at them.  I was the one that left them there, and I was gone for two full weeks.  With nobody claiming them, they probably figured that they were abandoned.)

Unfortunately, when being used by other swimmers, they scratched the he** out of the lenses.  Prior to me leaving them behind, they looked like this:



Anyway.... I'm looking to get some new scratchless goggles, so I went to a local sports store to check out their selection of TYR goggles and was SO disappointed by what I saw.  What's up with the Ultra-Trendy Mega-Stylish How-Much-Silly-Plastic-Can-I-Add goggle selection like this?



They didn't have any of the goggles that I got last year, so I ended up getting a pair of Nike goggles, but they don't suction to my left eye.  (Oddly shaped face, I guess.)  Looks like I'll go online to buy 2-3 pair of my favorite goggles.

Why does this style bug me so much?  Am I just getting old and ornery?

-Joel