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rbschlesinger

2005-10-18 9:38 PM

Master

1468

Tampa, Fl

Subject: I am an idiot

While unpacking groceries tonight I accidentally knocked a jar of honey off the shelf. To try and stop its fall I tried to stop the jar with my foot. You know pull a ninja move and balance the falling jar on my foot. Instead I way over shoot and just end up kicking the jar of honey against the kitchen wall where it shattered into a billion sticky pieces. If you have ever tried to clean up broken glass covered in honey it is not easy. And now I have honey all over every square inch of my shop vac (which is the only form or broom/vacuum/mop that I own).

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Stake

2005-10-18 9:49 PM

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Master

1597

Colorado

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

Rock on bro. Check the confessions thread- I just showered with Palmolive. Men of the world unite!

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BodyCheck

2005-10-18 11:36 PM

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Elite

2661

DC Metro, slowly working my way to NC

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

I managed to assist my cat in breaking the carafe thing on the coffee maker this evening... Must be the post-full-moon thing going on...

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run4yrlif

2005-10-19 6:32 AM

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Giver

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Subject: RE: I am an idiot

Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

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goodzen

2005-10-19 8:51 AM

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142

Wichita, KS

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 6:32 AM
Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

Or a Three Stooges movie.

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dibujob

2005-10-19 8:52 AM

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573

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

It's all about the plastic, shatterproof bear shaped honey jar!

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3558

2005-10-19 9:22 AM

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Pro

4481

Reston

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 7:32 AM Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

Honey and Palmolive. The only thing missing is girls in their underwear having a pillow fight.

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Chippy

2005-10-19 9:25 AM

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Master

2052

Colorado

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

No....we were there.

Oh wait, what thread am I in? Damnit!

3558 - 2005-10-19 10:22 AM

run4yrlif - 2005-10-19 7:32 AM Maybe you guys could meet up. You could bring honey and dish soap. Make it a weekend.

Honey and Palmolive. The only thing missing is girls in their underwear having a pillow fight.

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SquirrelGravy

2005-10-19 4:08 PM

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Master

2232

Des Moines, Iowa

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

Did you say, " I couldn't do that again if I tried it a million times!"

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madkat

2005-10-19 4:14 PM

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Champion

6285

Beautiful Sonoma County

Subject: RE: I am an idiot

I heard my cat in the upstairs hallway making the pre-vomit sounds and rushed to put him in the bathroom, so it wouldn't be on the carpet. Sadly, I was a second late, and he vomited just as I was swinging him around toward the door...

If I tried a million times, I could never again get him to projectile vomit and have it shoot perfectly between the crack of the open door and the door frame and land behind the door.

The bad thing is that the hairball medicine tastes good to him, so he automatically thinks he gets a treat for vomiting. Blech.

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stupidnickname

2005-10-19 4:23 PM

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