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2005-11-29 8:10 PM

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2005-11-30 12:50 AM
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Chuck Norris uses lesser men as currency.

LMAO!

2005-11-30 8:13 AM
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"The sun is actually a God-like representation of what happens if Chuck Norris' beard catches on fire."

So true.

2005-11-30 9:33 AM
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"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."

CLASSIC!!! Good stuff.
2005-11-30 10:51 AM
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2005-11-30 10:54 AM
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i knew this one guy that claimed to have trained in Chuck Norris' World Combat League and he said one day in practice he kicked chuck norris' ass.

ladies and gentlemen, you be the judge.

2005-11-30 11:15 AM
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I'm practically crying I'm laughing so hard.  That's good stuff.  Who would have thought he (He?) accidentally created the Tsunami?  Beard of Power!  Ha!

2005-11-30 11:51 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Hilarious!  

2005-11-30 12:20 PM
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I remember reading somewhere that one of the spoiled little girls from "Laguna Beach" counted Chuck Norris as one of her acting coaches. I can't believe anyone would want to admit that...
2005-11-30 12:28 PM
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I just realized the link is messed up.  It should be this:  http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

3558 - 2005-11-29 9:10 PM http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirtyforyour reading pleasure. freakin funny

2005-11-30 1:33 PM
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"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

See I wouldn't name my legs like that.  I HAVE named my biceps Mary Kate and Ashley however  

"Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack."

See, you can't make this stuff up.  Does anyone remember his cartoon he had back in the late 80's? 



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