Bigfuzzydoug - 2012-09-14 1:39 PM
MadMathemagician - 2012-09-14 12:36 PM
Well, to distract you from this dilemma, I would humbly ask that you regale us with any tales you might have from whilst you were serving with the IDF. I'd be partial to any tales of the IDF women, if you please. Lovely creatures, they are.
Bon Courage, mon ami de guerre. *Sorry, I have no words of Hebrew.*
I had some luck with the Israeli women... but not much. They're a defensive bunch, they are. The army chicks are simply trained how to be MORE defensive. The problem aren't the girls... It's the Middle Eastern dudes! Israeli men, Arab men, Persian men... Some of the most chauvinistic, nasty, dawg, guys in the world! "Hey baby. So you like me, yes? You want to sleep with me now, yes?" Israeli girls are trained from an early age how to keep the pigs at bay. When I say, "hi," they hear, "I want to have pizza with you."
I had 3 girlfriends when I lived there, all Israeli. But never when I was actually serving. As a "yeled lavan tif'ash" (stupid white boy), I wasn't given much leave time.
The closet equivalent to "bon courage, mon ami de guerre" would be "el tahiros aht"
... "Don't f*** up." 
Haven't been to Israel but did a bit of time in Beirut in '83. Saw that particular attitude in the indigenous population. We were busy and had no time to explore relations with said indigenous population, subset female.
Oo la. 