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 2012-10-02 6:50 AM |
Pro  9391     Omaha, NE |  Subject: scene straight out of a horror movieSo I come into the office early today to get some work done. The trash needs to go out so I'm walking through the spooky parking lot at 5:30 in the morning feeling all paranoid that something is going to get me. I open up the dumpster to throw the trash in and this huge fricken monster jumps out at me roaring like a Chupacabra. After I picked up my heart from the pavement where it fell out I realized it was a dam raccoon and I am wide awake now. |
| 2012-10-02 7:04 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Expert 1830  | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie Could have been worse...... (clown-sewer.jpg) Attachments ---------------- clown-sewer.jpg (18KB - 7 downloads) |
| 2012-10-02 8:10 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Champion 6056 Menomonee Falls, WI | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie Meanwhile, at a trash can not far away, a raccoon is telling his buddies: "So I stopped off at a dumpster in this really spooky parking lot to grab a little breakfast when all of a sudden the lid flies open and this freaky-looking human tries to smother me with a huge plastic bag! I was lucky yo get out of there alive!" Then, shortly after telling his story, the raccoon will scamper off to a sewer, where he will be hacked apart by a crazy clown with a meat cleaver. |
| 2012-10-02 8:38 AM in reply to: #4436451 |
Master 2504 Southwest Iowa | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie scoobysdad - 2012-10-02 8:10 AM Meanwhile, at a trash can not far away, a raccoon is telling his buddies: "So I stopped off at a dumpster in this really spooky parking lot to grab a little breakfast when all of a sudden the lid flies open and this freaky-looking human tries to smother me with a huge plastic bag! I was lucky yo get out of there alive!" Then, shortly after telling his story, the raccoon will scamper off to a sewer, where he will be hacked apart by a crazy clown with a meat cleaver.
Good one!!
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| 2012-10-02 9:11 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie This happened to me once too, almost exactly the same time and circumstances, and exactly the same result. Never knew raccoons had so many teeth! |
| 2012-10-02 9:19 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie Does this give
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you flashbacks?| 2012-10-02 9:28 AM in reply to: #4436611 |
Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie |
| 2012-10-02 9:32 AM in reply to: #4436611 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie Iowaman - 2012-10-02 10:19 AM Does this give you flashbacks?
That is exactly what I saw when I opened the dumpster lid. Underwear change required. |
| 2012-10-02 9:36 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie |
| 2012-10-02 10:42 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Extreme Veteran 3177 | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie This same thing happened to me in college except it was outside, and it was a large, unhappy, squirrel. We're talking fat - I eat pizza crusts all the time instead of nuts so I weigh 25 pounds and probably can't climb a tree if I tried to - college campus squirrels.
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| 2012-10-02 11:10 AM in reply to: #4436326 |
Pro 4612 MA | Subject: RE: scene straight out of a horror movie |
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