don't forget your laughing cows:
and guess what i found...
Agritubel
Monday July 2, 2007
Guardian
Name means
Agri + Tubel = steel tubular stuff used for restraining and feeding cows on quite-possibly-not-totally free-range dairy and beef farms in La France Profonde.
Tour heritage
Riding as they do in cycling's second division, the French team needed a wild card, benefiting from the organisers' policy of giving openings to "homegrown talent". Thanks very much, said Juan Miguel Mercado and a number of Spanish team-mates.
Past controversies
Agritubel are relatively new and all-French, so there are no nasty marks on the cow-rearing steelwork escutcheon. And, to be frank, there is precious little cash to spare for drug quacks.
In the coffers
£2.5m is unlikely to be enough to take a stage but at least they can afford to paint cute cows on the side of their van.
The boss
Denis Leproux. Former professional whose palmarès (list of cycling achievements) has lengthened considerably now that he is no longer cycling. There is now something on it.
Team leader
Mercado is a wily Spaniard who hit the jackpot last year by winning the stage to Pau in a traditional deal with his breakaway partner Cyril Dessel, who took yellow.
Wild man of the saddle
At 34 Nicolas Jalabert is a true survivor, the less talented brother of the more famous Laurent "Jaja" Jalabert, French darling of the mid-1990s. A modest-looking-and-talking boy who has barely won a race, the family name seems to get him into the media and consequently into team after team. Nepotistastic!
They'll be happy with . . .
A stage win and, if it happens to be for hapless old Jalabert, it will touch the right emotional buttons in the French media.
Fans will paint on the road
"Agri-tube-tube-tube, push pineapple shake a tree"; "Super Mercado"; "Pull the udder one"
William Fotheringham predicts
You rarely get lucky more than once on the Tour and other teams will feed off their desperate need to win a stage. Will show in breakaways but will pick up brave placings rather than a victory.
If they were cheese... Laughing Cow Wedge
Lightweight French concoction based around cows. Unpretentious and makes few claims to strength in depth. Fun to have around, even if likely to be left behind when the real action starts. Colourful exterior makes a bigger impression than anything else.
Based Loudun, France
Bike MBK frame, Shimano wheels
Jerseys Noret Team leader Juan Miguel Mercado (Sp, age 28. 3 Tours, 2 stage wins. Best 36th, 2003)
Climbers Moises Duenas (Sp, 26), Eduardo Gonzalo (Sp, 23), Benoît Salmon (Fr, 33), Samuel Plouhinec (Fr, 31)
Time-triallists
Nicolas Jalabert (Fr, 34), Freddy Bichot (Fr, 27)
Puncheurs
Nicolas Vogondy (Fr, 29), Romain Feillu (Fr, 23), Cédric Hervé (Fr, 27), Mikel Gaztanga (Sp, 27)
Team manager Denis Leproux
Team founded 2004
Tours de France entered 2
Stage wins 1
King of Mountains
2006 best 39th, Salmon
2006 stage wins 1
(Mercado)
ProTour ranking n/a (wild-card entrant)
Website www.agritubel-cycling.com