They Who Shall Not Be Named (Twisnibbins) IX

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to quote Mila

the swim cap post was "brilliant!"

i'm so glad to hear i'm not alone in that regard!

there are all sorts of treats and stuff out around here ugh!

feeling pretty vulnerable on the will power front right now - too much stress

enders_shadow - 2007-12-13 3:44 PM Be strong, Beth!!! You can avoid the worthless junk food...I only waste calories on REALLY REALLY REALLY good wine. (Or just good wine. ... or even OK wine. But never on food.) Have a glass of red for me. I'm hoping to save some cals to split a bottle tonight with sugar daddy. (After a quick little run after dinner.)

I did have a pretty big swim last night!  LOL

red wine, now that sounds nice

they scheduled it right at dinner time - 4 - 7

not sure exactly when I'm going to go - every one in my office is super sqirrely right now!

Boy,things have been busy around here.

Things here have pretty interesting. 

Think y'all might get a kick out of this story.

Got home today and checked answering machine.

Message goes something like "This is for John, it's Melissa w/ (some shipping comp) calling tolet you know that your ATV is scheduled to be delivered Mon b/t 12 and 5...." I immediately think they've got the wrong #, so I play it again.  Still not sure she said "an ATV" or "a TV".

Call hubby at work.  Ask him "what the f***ing hell kind of Christmas shoping he's been doing"  He swears he's ordered nothing and hasn't bought a single thing for Christmas.

I call the lady and tell her ironically she's got the right name, but wrong number.  Nope the last name and address matches.  Shipper... my estranged druggy father whome I haven't spoken to since I found out 2 yrs about the illegally, forged life insurance policy he took out on me.

Now I'm trying to figure out how big or small this thing is and is it appropriate for a FOUR YEAR OLD!!!!

This is going to be an interesting Chirstmas!!!!!!!

wow, I guess so!

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-13 2:46 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-13 3:44 PM Be strong, Beth!!! You can avoid the worthless junk food...I only waste calories on REALLY REALLY REALLY good wine. (Or just good wine. ... or even OK wine. But never on food.) Have a glass of red for me. I'm hoping to save some cals to split a bottle tonight with sugar daddy. (After a quick little run after dinner.)

I did have a pretty big swim last night!  LOL

red wine, now that sounds nice

they scheduled it right at dinner time - 4 - 7

not sure exactly when I'm going to go - every one in my office is super sqirrely right now!

Ummm.... Alcohol.... that does sound nice right now.

Our work party is next week, still gotta get the pasties for my boss.  Planning to put on top of box of fudge I make each year.

geauxtri - 2007-12-13 2:52 PM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-13 2:46 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-13 3:44 PM Be strong, Beth!!! You can avoid the worthless junk food...I only waste calories on REALLY REALLY REALLY good wine. (Or just good wine. ... or even OK wine. But never on food.) Have a glass of red for me. I'm hoping to save some cals to split a bottle tonight with sugar daddy. (After a quick little run after dinner.)

I did have a pretty big swim last night! LOL

red wine, now that sounds nice

they scheduled it right at dinner time - 4 - 7

not sure exactly when I'm going to go - every one in my office is super sqirrely right now!

Ummm.... Alcohol.... that does sound nice right now.

Our work party is next week, still gotta get the pasties for my boss. Planning to put on top of box of fudge I make each year.

Um... did you really mean to type "pasties"??? If so, I coming to your party! 

wow, I guess so!

Yoganerd - 2007-12-13 2:56 PM

geauxtri - 2007-12-13 2:52 PM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-13 2:46 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-13 3:44 PM Be strong, Beth!!! You can avoid the worthless junk food...I only waste calories on REALLY REALLY REALLY good wine. (Or just good wine. ... or even OK wine. But never on food.) Have a glass of red for me. I'm hoping to save some cals to split a bottle tonight with sugar daddy. (After a quick little run after dinner.)

I did have a pretty big swim last night! LOL

red wine, now that sounds nice

they scheduled it right at dinner time - 4 - 7

not sure exactly when I'm going to go - every one in my office is super sqirrely right now!

Ummm.... Alcohol.... that does sound nice right now.

Our work party is next week, still gotta get the pasties for my boss. Planning to put on top of box of fudge I make each year.

Um... did you really mean to type "pasties"??? If so, I coming to your party! 

Yeah, Fruedian slip in meeting the other.  Boss made point in confirmation e-mail to put "dress code... no pasties"  So we decided that I would put pasties on top of his box of fudge.  What's gonna be really funny is that none of us have even met his wife, but we're all a bunch of jokers, so I'm sure he will prepare her.

Yeah,I gotta figure out how to hide it from my mother.  She's such the pessimist and dweller of things, I will never hear the end of it.

AND OMG... what will she buy the boys to not be out done by her ex?

Yes, and mny sister dropped the bomb that she's bringing her dog TOO!!

So my Christmas will look something like...

1 ATV and cat... 2 kids.... 3 dogs (mine,Mom's,sister's)... 4 adults... 5#'s of Prime Rib... 6 sippy cups... 7 hours of skiing (thank GOd)... 8 children's movies... 9 cheese balls (gotta have them)... 10 noisy toys... 11 bottles of wine.... and... 12 cases of beer (for hubby)  

And my mom wonders why my husband tries to disappear when she comes.

You would think the whole situation would have gotten his wheels turning.  Oh well, he is a man   He needs to be forgiven for that, it wasn't his fault, that was his dad's.