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Get over yourself, she was jsut chatting with you8 Votes - [9.3%]
She orchastrated the whole thing2 Votes - [2.33%]
Do nothing, let it develop3 Votes - [3.49%]
Wait until you see her, then introduce yourself and go from there4 Votes - [4.65%]
Make a point of going to say hi next week9 Votes - [10.47%]
Ask her out16 Votes - [18.6%]
You're a dumb ass and should have snapped out of it and moved5 Votes - [5.81%]
Why does every man assume if a woman talks to him she "wants" him?7 Votes - [8.14%]
no idea3 Votes - [3.49%]
Romance at work? Are you nucking futs?15 Votes - [17.44%]
Hi, I'm Thomas. You are...?5 Votes - [5.81%]
She's just teasing you by dressing like that.2 Votes - [2.33%]
STALK HER!!!!!!!!!3 Votes - [3.49%]
"Watch out, toushy squeeze!"2 Votes - [2.33%]
Get her attention, sue her for harrassment1 Votes - [1.16%]
find her in the company directory and email her1 Votes - [1.16%]
This is a multiple choice poll.

2005-08-25 2:34 PM
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TriComet - 2005-08-25 2:10 PM

3558 - 2005-08-25 3:07 PM stay with me Haley...  that came dangerously close to being hijacked. 

Ok...again:

In fact, I think you just had another one of 3558's babies, so now you have the twins (by different dads) and a new addition...what shall we name him??!...

The baby's name is Second Chance. Thats what 3558 and I gave his momma. Second Chance Burrito. They rejoin comet and welshy on the island of fun and tri's. Run4yrlife has been put in jail for stealing money from the chruch and now life is back to normal...and uh oh....we have a mysterious new visitor! Lane has just been transferred from New Orleans to the island of fun. He couldn't resist all the tri-ing, parties, and wonderful beach life. One day, 3558 is off training alone and he wanders up to runnergirls house...she looks into his eyes. He is just the good Christian man she is looking for...

And...they spend many nights sitting on the beach, watching the ocean glisten in the moon light and gazing at the stars while he plays his guitar and sings her songs.  He writes all his songs just for her.  She is by far the cutest triathlete with a red bike that he's ever seen.  And run4yrlife- well, he got fired from being the Augusta Team in Training Coach and now he has been sobbing over this ever since he was fired.  He has cried so much that his trianing has suffered greatly.  He's so dehyrated from all the tears and his muscles have depleted.  They are weak and his tri career is over. 



2005-08-25 2:34 PM
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Well then, C-o-n-t-r-i-b-u-t-e...
2005-08-25 2:35 PM
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It looks like from one of the islands sultry training venues that there is a boat approaching....HHmmm could it be a pirate's boat??? Looking for some booty, to be surrendered.
Times have been tough for the pirate lately.

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2005-08-25 2:38 PM
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Uh oh....arrrrrgggrrrrr...I think Pirates trying to come over and battle it out with Welshy. Is my beloved going to step up and save his princess?

(you know pirate, our avatars kinda match! LOL)



Edited by TriComet 2005-08-25 2:39 PM
2005-08-25 2:39 PM
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Tri Pirate arrives on the island!  He has heard about all the fun he has been missing out on.  He comes to the island to celebrate runnergirl's big event- 29 on the 29th.  It's a huge celebration and it's expected that CNN will cover the event live!  Meanwhile, back at the ranch, run4yrlifeis still sobbing.  He can't train, but wants to participate in 29 on the 29th soo bad.  So he comes up with a clever idea.  He commits to crying 29 times that day to honor her special golden b-day.

Edited by runnergirl28 2005-08-25 2:40 PM
2005-08-25 2:40 PM
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Everything I post is perfectly clean.

It's the "mind in the gutter" people reading it who take it the wrong way.

This thread never ceases to surprise me.  It gets cancelled.  Then gets new life when a pirate starts quoting the Summa Theologica.

Who would have thought?

 



2005-08-25 2:42 PM
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Haley - it was the "Saints" avatar that caused all the bad karma yesterday.  Good to see you back on track.

2005-08-25 2:48 PM
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The pirate is having some offshore trouble with his second rate boat..He may have to swim in...
2005-08-25 2:50 PM
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Tri-Pirate - 2005-08-25 1:48 PM The pirate is having some offshore trouble with his second rate boat..He may have to swim in...

No problem for a triathlete.  OWS.  Make sure it counts toward your monthly challenge goal.  There's a bike shop on shore.  Make it a brick.

2005-08-25 3:05 PM
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So Tri Pirate must ditch his homemade pirate ship.  It's not running anymore, and he HAS TO get to the island for 29 on th 29th.  So he bails ship and begins to show off his swimming abilities.  Only to find that he's not a lone in the ocean.  He sees a fin surface, and it doesn't look like it's a dolphin!
2005-08-25 3:10 PM
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But now she lives down by the ocean --
She's takin' care to look for sharks.
They hang out in the local bars,
And they feed right after dark.

Can't you feel 'em circlin', honey?
Can't you feel 'em swimmin' around?
You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
And you're the only bait in town.
Oh oh
Oh oh
You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
And you're the only girl in town.

oops  wrong thread.



2005-08-25 3:12 PM
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Thinking he might need a table when he got to the island. He decided to tow it all the while improving his pull stroke for swimming. And yes it was not a dolphin but a shark trying to trick the Pirate. (play exciting music now) What would the pirate do? Will he make it for the 29th?



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2005-08-25 3:40 PM
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After succesfully defeating the sharks and bringing their bodies to the island. The Pirate knew he had better impress, So he made tri suits out of the shark skin and gave them as gifts to everyone there. This caused some concern though and....................
2005-08-26 2:49 PM
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bear has made an appearnce on the island!!! Once he saw pics on BT of comet and welshys house....he HAD to visit.

Apparently the only people who freqent our LBS are BTers and we give them all discounts so we don't make any money.



Edited by TriComet 2005-08-26 2:50 PM




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2005-08-26 2:55 PM
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This just in from the island......Welshy calling in sick after thirsty Thurs.
Note he is @ he and Comet's LBS....They have outdoor plumbing..And sponsors too!!!




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2005-08-26 2:58 PM
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This soap is getting better- we should make it a requirement that the entries have to contain pics. associated with them! 


2005-08-26 3:01 PM
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WATER....OUT...MY....NOSE!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! ALL OVER KEYBOARD!!!!

2005-08-26 3:03 PM
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TriComet - 2005-08-26 3:49 PM

bear has made an appearnce on the island!!! Once he saw pics on BT of comet and welshys house....he HAD to visit.

Apparently the only people who freqent our LBS are BTers and we give them all discounts so we don't make any money.



Not to be out done or snuck-up on from behind 3558 built he and runnergirl a High-Rise




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2005-08-26 3:05 PM
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And last we heard Pirate was on hard times with his boat. But after the tremendous success of his shark skin Tri-suits he bought a new boat for the Island and a new car..




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2005-08-26 3:14 PM
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And he was finally able to purchase the tri suit he's always dreamed of.  But this caused conflict on the island.  Everyone else wanted his trisuit (especially the headband and wristbands), and became very jealous of tri pirate.

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2005-08-26 3:17 PM
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LOL!!! OMG...yall are cracking me up! My boss just yelled across the hall, into my office: "whats going on in there? Whats wrong with you girrrrl?"  He has an english accent!


2005-08-26 3:20 PM
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runnergirl28 - 2005-08-26 4:14 PM

And he was finally able to purchase the tri suit he's always dreamed of.  But this caused conflict on the island.  Everyone else wanted his trisuit (especially the headband and wristbands), and became very jealous of tri pirate.

Oh MG funny as hell...And with his money he also purchased a digital camera to keep everyone on BT not on the island udated. For example Janelle taking her weekly bath...And her and 3558's wedding cake...




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2005-08-26 3:24 PM
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In case ya'll missed it in my weekly Pirate Tabloid "The Dirty Booty" Here is the lovely couple's wedding Picture
Note this was when she was carrying Kona

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2005-08-26 3:30 PM
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Damn....you are so bad, or good whichever.

Can't that be Janelle??? Come on, I look better than that!! We don't know about welshy though...that might be a good representation.

2005-08-26 3:32 PM
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TriComet - 2005-08-26 4:30 PM

Damn....you are so bad, or good whichever.

Can't that be Janelle??? Come on, I look better than that!! We don't know about welshy though...that might be a good representation.



The tabloid is called 'The Dirty Booty" That is Janelle and 3558's wedding picture.
Here is what got Welshy in such bad shape, celebrating your birthday early...he had to much "cake"



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