Need girl advice. (Page 13)

Pirate realizing he was getting nowhere with McGruff and Inspector Sniff
He used some more of his Shark Skin Tri Suit wealth and purchased
a dog translator. The pirate, after using the new toy realized that his
parrot wasn't the only one who knew how to talk dirty and use profanity.
The breaking story is coming with a full transcript of Schwinn Dixie's tail (oops)
I mean tale.






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While Jamesreeves made it to the Island, He wasted no time in getting
settled in. He also started his own Mobile home park and came up with a
classic name...just like his screen name





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Arrgh with a new memory stick the Pirate uncovered actual photos of
Welshy's Bike the morning after his Thirsty Thurs. night out. Also uncovered
was a picture of someone other than Comet leaving their LBS. See for
yourselves...........







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OOPS Pirate Mistake...Who is that behind the Mask?????






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Breaking story we now know where 3558 was all day Fri.
HMMM does runnergirl know about this?/??





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Runnergirl and 3558 started having problems when 2558 sold his fast tri bike for a moped.  It caused problems and their marriage faced turmoil.  She felt betrayed- how could he get rid of his bike??  And...she found out that he turned in his bike helmet for a moped helmet- oh no!  Can it get any worse??  He was slowly turning away from the tri scene, and his friends started noticing too!

Schwinn Dixie's tale is slowly unfolding......durn Japanese with there translators
and the Japanese to English part ain't so great. Japanese to English Dictionary needed!!!!





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What does it say? What does it say?!

Vonholt must be contacted to translate for us!  He flies all the way from Japan in his famous avatar speedo- the flight attendants don't enforce the dress policy on the plan because they know he's on an important mission.  He is able to translate Schwinn-Dixie's tale and becomes our BT hero.  We no longer pick on him for his speedo avatar and find ourselves begigng him to keep it!

Now the truth will be told.........






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New evidence that Renee has been on the Island the whole time
LURKING!!!!

Schwinn Dixie's full deposition.......






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kore wa nihongo no tekisto desu. Yomemasuka?

This is Japanese text. Can you read it?

WELSHY is cheating on me??

I knew you`d come around

Sad to admit, but you're starting to grow on me. 

i can't keep up with this thread anymore.  can someone PM me a cliff notes version?

No problem.

Welshy + Ice princess

 

Runnergirl + 3558

 

+Renee

 

Welshy + Tricomet - Ice princess

 

- Renee

 

Runnergirl x 3558 = 2

 

Gatsby + Gatsby = 0

 

Welshy + Tricomet = 1 + 1

 

-  Runnergirl

 

+ Jim

 

TriPirate + Runnergirl – 3558 = pi2

- Jim

 

Trailers + Bear = New bike shop

So that's how we got to a Japanese speaking dog.

Any questions?

 

 

 

 

Now for the English version...
Schwinn Dixie said she was doing her usual thing, you know sniffing poop and peeing to mark her territory. She said she was dropping some dog chocolate at Bears bike shop (aka Ride Lot's) when he saw her and started to chase her. Raging like Katrina he thought he was fast but he couldn't catch her (Dixie said RED ain't all that fast). As she ran down the road he swore revenge on her and her owners as he was convinced Welshy and Comet had trained her to drop steamers there to run off his business. Meanwhile, 3558 was coming home after his most uncomfortable nap when Dixie said she blew by him like everybody else does when he run's TRI's. 3558 thought she was acting strange but he just chalked it up to weird owners weird dog. Welshy was just finishing his own steamer when Dixie ran by and from his clouded mind from Thirsty Thurs. he thought she was competeing in a doggy TRI. Dixie told me that my picture of the greenfaced Kabookie looking chick (actually Renee caught lurking on the Island) was the one she saw with Kona. She also said that the greenfaced woman mumbled something to her dog about tired of toys and wanted one of the Islands hot Tri guys and would stop at nothing to get her way. (see picture below of Renee's dog). The pirate also uncovered James's evil plot with GSulee and Max to woo Comet away from Welshy. James gave Dixie the chocolate and had Max plant the popsicle sticks and Chipolte wrappers while GSulee set fire to the LBS. Pirate was able to prove this by reviewing the footage from one his his many hidden cameras. Schwinn Dixie also said that there was another person involved with the kidnapping of Kona and that she wasn't sure if Renee or this other person put her in the hole. She did say something along the lines of Run4yrlife wanted to be the hero and rescue Kona but she wasn't sure if he was in on the plot with Renee. Runnergirl according to Dixie has been trying to find out the source of the cheating rumors, this however hasn't gone according to plan as she has come down with a cold, or is it Mono the Kissing bug!!!!! 3558 isn't sick at all Dixie said as she heard it from their dog Sprocket. The Dirty Booty will have a full report in this months edition..








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Gatsby's plan however backfired when his cat (fat and lazy) hired a hitcat but the hitcat's "desire"overcame him and he forgot what he was supposed to do. Another Pirate hidden camera proved it!!! Gatsby

Edited by Tri-Pirate 2005-08-29 11:41 AM








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Here is how he did it.........






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3558 actually did not leave the island. He went to Gatsby's secret meeting spot. The plot thickens.....what are they up to???





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ouch!  cheap shot!