I'm a post killer (Page 132)

Well, at least you're drinking AND making peanut butter pie.  All's well in that scenario.

Does he have enough hair to shave that out of it?  Eeeewwww.....

Oh ye flipping gods did you HAVE to do that????? 

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 ...would be very easy to shave. 

Yes.  Yes I did.  You're just jealous I went there first. :p

Yeah, that's it....Jealous. 

NO !!!    I DON'T.   Go back and stare at that picture.  I dare you.  No a$$ hair to shave.

Did you just tell another guy to stare at your ?

Not that there's anything wrong with that..... 

Actually it was a DARE. 

And I've been hit on by too many men and been their eye candy that it actually doesn't bother me.  The answer to their questions still remains, "No."

Dare....Riiiiiiiiight.  Hey, any compliment is still a compliment, regardless of the source, right?

And no, I meant the novel. 

A couple of times the guys hitting on me just came right out and asked if I was interested in a little oral communication.   Ummm…No thank you.   Actually told one guy, “Absolutely.  Do you know a woman who would ‘communicate with me like that.’” 

I've even been flirted with my a guy...while I was with my wife.

You keep telling yourself that...

I do.  Every day. 

We know.    neener neener neener

I second the motion.  All in favor say aye.... 

Yeah, how's that working out for ya so far?