November CRUSHERS (Page 14)

If you have half a pear..... well, what would you call it?

Heh. Go ahead. I can take it. I've got a taser collection.

Uh. No. I worked hard to post all those meaningless "meaningful" posts!

You're supposed to make your goals challenging. Except a truly challenging chocolate goal might bankrupt a person. Hmmm. That would be a tough goal to set.

Yay! I caught up with the thread!

And what did I learn? Um, not much.... But now I'm speculating on what half a pear is called.....

So my goal should be to eat enough chocolate to bankrupt me?

Hm.....

And you aren't afraid to use them!! 

Let me know when you figure it out. I have no idea.

I'd call it a delicious snack.

Will the updates ever end!!!!

I reloaded windows on a PC and am now downloading all the updates. They just keep going on for ever. I download service pack 3, then a batch of 64 updates, then the explorer updates, now another batch of 36 updates.  And I still have to download the drivers and other misc updates.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

At least I'm getting some extra BT time.

not to be a wise guy or anything, but isn't it just a half a pear? 

It would be a tasty challenge.

But half a pear is no longer a pair.  
(I was wondering if I would ever get to use that line).

Exactly! And half a pair isn't a pear, either.

So there is this empty cubicle in the office that is used when someone is fixing a PC or related equipment. It has a garbage can like most cubicles. I noticed today that it hasn't been emptied for a while so I move it out into the walkway to the cleaning guy will empty it. He just walked right passed it. Do I need to put it out where he will trip over it? How hard is it. Every cubicle has a garbage. Check it and empty it if there is something in it. There's only like 8 cubicles on the whole floor. Its not that hard.

Sorry. I hope I didn't steal your punchline.

Rebooting PC.  Will it find any more updates to download?

Only ten more updates this time. Shouldn't be long.
The truly sad part is that I won't be able to go home and watch the first season of The IT Crowd before I go to bed. And I won't make it to the pool. I can still do my run though.

Well folks. The updates are finally finished. I'm off to go meet my wife for dinner and then I'm heading home and going for a run. Sadly my wife has to work late. Apparently poor planning on one person's part does constitute an emergency on other's part.

Night Paul - enjoy dinner!

No no. I never have a punchline. I don't need punches. Tasers work better.

Glad you said it!

I dare ya!