Need girl advice. (Page 15)

Ahh the pirate and a pirate dog..............

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Holt is disgusted at having lost WWII to the Americans. From the safety of Gemany`s WWII ally, Japan, Holt hatches a plan to take the country down from the inside. Using Americas fastest growing sport, triathlon, Holt plans to replace all clothing with his custom created speedo line. This turn away from conventional clothing will invariably lead to dramatic increase in skin cancer, freezing deaths, and deadly clashes between men who are insecure with thier "assests". Of course the others on the island have no idea they have become pawns in a much larger chess game.

First rejected by many of the islands residents due to his wardrobe selection, they are slowly coming to appreciate the comfort, style and overall awesomeness offered by a speedo. The wheels have started turning, albiet slowly, but Von Holt is a patient man..........

Like everyone else, I was stunned by yesterday's cliffhanger ending. Fortunately, someone has risen to the occasion and taken action to save the world.


As Welshy’s World Turns

Episode IV A New Hype


Continuation (Joe)

Welshy, still recovering from his all uphill Ironman win, informed of Von Holt’s devilish plan, straps a machine gun across his aerobars and pedals ferociously (cadence = 110) to intercept him at the airport.

High IN the treetops, Fluffy receives a mysterious package. Inside is Tuna flavored Friskies.

“Meow?”

“It’s a Sicilian message,” explained Gatsby. “It means Lucca, the hit cat, sleeps with the fishes.”

Welshy shoulders the Cervelo into a wicked bend in the road. Nothing will keep him from his mission. He catches a glimpse of a sleek curvaceous island beauty walking on the sidewalk. His Polar S520 rockets to anaerobic. It must be a sign. Surely she wants him. xxxxxxxx censored xxxxxxxxx. Thirty minutes later, after adding another notch on his tri-belt, he resumes his original quest.

3558 angrily slams the clip into his Glock 9mm. There would be no Italian Tenor hit cat for this job. No elephants and Exlax. No, he’d do the job himself. Ever since the Pirate arrived, everything was spinning out of control. The dirty work was his specialty. No mess ups this time.

The Cessna 182 slowly taxied down the runway. Welshy ignores the hot spent cartridges raining on his arms as his machine gun spits in defiance at Baron Von Holt’s ominous cargo of spandex destruction…


Continuation (Loretta)

Devastated by the accident at the zoo, heartbroken Runnergirl struggles to find her true emotions.

Chamomile or Earl Grey?

“Damn! Why did I come to this wretched island? Why is everything so confusing?”

If only Renee were there. (What happened to Renee?) She would know just the right words to say.

The dream of easy burritos. How many more lives will be destroyed by that deceptive lure of happiness? Yet, she thought of the fajita burrito and her heart melted. Oh, how foolish she had been. Tri-Pirate with his photo collection. Sure, they made her laugh.

Would the rest of her life be consumed as a martyr or simple victim? But wasn’t she a writer in this soap opera, she pondered.

Yes! Yes! She would make it all better. Perhaps 3558 could be bringing her a magnificent Chipotle right now! Maybe it wasn’t Tri-Comet at the zoo. Renee could be here. She punched the keyboard with resolve. Soon, the darkness would disappear…the sun would break through after all…!

btw Welshy

How are things going with Ice Princess? Don't leave us hanging.

But alas! Comet survived the HUGE Cleveland Steamer and/or Hot Karling she recieved at the zoo. After a good hosedown at this special wash area, she is back to her old ways on the island.

She is out for her morning training session so she do the next ironman with Welshy, when she sees Welshy out too. She witnesses the interaction (peeping comet?) between Welshy and Ice Slut on the sidewalk. Comet is here to tell the true story. Welshy was slipped drugs in his drink! Ice Slut took advantage of him!!! Yes folks, it's true...he would never cheat on Comet...

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Welshy, even drugged, only saw beautiful Haley in his foggy eyes...

Learning what had happend, Welshy eviserated the Ice slut with his racing belt.

But Welshy learned somethng out about Ice Queen he never knew.  She wasn't normal- maybe that's why he was initially attracted to her?  She has super human powers.  He needed something much more stronger than a race belt to slug her with.  Reason being, she has a special power to transform herself into a block of ice when attacked.  Welshy, learning of this power was fristrated.  He had to teach her a lesson but the race belt was not working.  He needed something else.  Perhaps he could melt her by borrowing vonholt's speed and covering her with it??  Of course th epolyetser/spandex material would have a warming effect.  However, vonholt was not willing to trade his speedo for a pair of shorts.  He had superglued it to himself because he loved it so much.  So Welshy had to seek assistance elsewhere. 

Thats when he borrowed Pirate's pants from his off broadway play The Pirates of Pensance!
He could have even used the "sword".





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And when he borrowed the pants, he got an amazing new body and abs!!! WOW!!

What, comet didn't comment on the Sword>>>

Edited by Tri-Pirate 2005-08-30 4:07 PM

Is TriComet trying to say there is something wrong with Welshy's body and abs now? After all they have been through, Welshy, for the first time, reconsiders his relationship with TriComet....

So, was this thread a, like, nine day excuse not to grab a set of cojones (sorry, I'm on a business trip in Puerto Rico) and ask this girl out?

Just what was needed! A Spanish speaking penguin!

I see great potential for a leading role in Episode V. hmmmmmmmm

I don't think he's even on the same universe.

Seriously, what's up? Did you follow any advice way back when? Did we screw up your life?

Nope but here is a picture from his last date





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Welshy, he asked if you had the cojones, well I just took a picture of your door knocker. That should answer the questions. It is the knocker on the LBS of you and Comet's.





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I wasn't going to dignify his rude question with a response, but since it seems to be on everyone's mind, I have asked someone else out and that is happening now, so no, I have not pursued her after a couple/three conversations.

Cool.

Hope it works out for you.

Wishing you nothing but the best.

Welshy, receiving a wake-up call from TriComet's harsh critique of his abs, starts a punishing program of keg curls....

Before Welshy gets even more upset, no, there was nothing wrong with his body before. However, since his amazing out-of-nowhere Ironman win, he obviously has now qualified for the Ironman Championships in Kona. This new body is a necessity to be able to compete there and not get blown away by the hot pros...

Sincerest apologies if I offended. It was not my intention. I know from personal experience how difficult it is to gather things together and risk rejection. Once I got over the fear of rejection myself, I was asking people out and getting rejected sometimes but still getting quite a few dates.

Of course, I realize now that, not having developed any kind of online rapport with you (therefore not being on the island nor in the universe or the club), you may have taken my question, which was meant to be bracing, to be insulting. Sorry for that. Please feel free to post a couple of more insulting things about me until you feel we are even, then maybe we can start over.

Once again, sorry about that. I will now withdraw from this thread as I clearly invited myself somewhere I should not have.