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 2012-12-04 11:45 AM in reply to: #4519267 |
 Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida |  Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANningWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. |
| 2012-12-04 11:47 AM in reply to: #4521259 |
Expert  1059  Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM What a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me |
| 2012-12-04 11:49 AM in reply to: #4521261 |
Iron Donkey 38643    , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 2012-12-04 11:50 AM in reply to: #4521259 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:45 AM What a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. I sometimes use my corporate card just to give it that `I've used this once.' look since I never get to use it. |
| 2012-12-04 11:50 AM in reply to: #4521225 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning TriAya - 2012-12-04 11:33 AM I'm gonna be stuffing as many Powerbars as I can into the melons on the run. 'Cause I'm a cheap barsted like that. Oh. I forgot they unwrap them and cut them into chunks. Drat. Still ... And that would get all sticky .... and ... would glisten .... and ..... ooooooooh, my!!! |
| 2012-12-04 11:52 AM in reply to: #4521261 |
Expert 2122 Next to a big lake | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 12:47 PM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. That was just to distract them from the extra charges on the hotel bill. |
| 2012-12-04 11:53 AM in reply to: #4521266 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning 1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck |
| 2012-12-04 11:54 AM in reply to: #4521261 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend in the brig now once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. ETA - fixed it for you. Edited by GomesBolt 2012-12-04 11:55 AM |
| 2012-12-04 11:56 AM in reply to: #4521276 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:54 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend in the brig now once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. ETA - fixed it for you. HAHA no he just had to pay the bill (quickly) and buy a few kegs for the squadron and it was all good. |
| 2012-12-04 11:57 AM in reply to: #4521273 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare? |
| 2012-12-04 11:58 AM in reply to: #4521281 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:57 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as hecktrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! The problem was that it wasn't a male strip club. Oh boy, here we go... (*puts up dukes*) Edited by GomesBolt 2012-12-04 11:59 AM |
| 2012-12-04 11:58 AM in reply to: #4521281 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare? Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony |
| 2012-12-04 11:59 AM in reply to: #4521286 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:58 AM mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:57 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as hecktrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! The problem was that it wasn't a male strip club. Oh boy, here we go... haha zing |
| 2012-12-04 11:59 AM in reply to: #4519267 |
| Master 2037 SouthSide of Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning What's up TANners.... |
| 2012-12-04 12:01 PM in reply to: #4519267 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.
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| 2012-12-04 12:02 PM in reply to: #4521280 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 12:56 PM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:54 AM HAHA no he just had to pay the bill (quickly) and buy a few kegs for the squadron and it was all good.trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend in the brig now once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. ETA - fixed it for you. Did he married her? Was it list, not love? Is this the base for the movie 'An Officer and a Gentleman"? Was he a Russian spy? Don't leave us hanging! |
| 2012-12-04 12:03 PM in reply to: #4521302 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning Samyg - 2012-12-04 11:02 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 12:56 PM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:54 AM HAHA no he just had to pay the bill (quickly) and buy a few kegs for the squadron and it was all good.trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend in the brig now once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. ETA - fixed it for you. Did he married her? Was it list, not love? Is this the base for the movie 'An Officer and a Gentleman"? Was he a Russian spy? Don't leave us hanging! they actually just had their second kid together... no joke |
| 2012-12-04 12:03 PM in reply to: #4521294 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning mjh1975 - 2012-12-04 11:59 AM What's up TANners.... Whats up there windy city? |
| 2012-12-04 12:03 PM in reply to: #4521289 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 12:58 PM mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tonytrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as hecktrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
If they handed out credit cards back in the days when Subic Bay and the like were still bases, the national debt would be double what it is |
| 2012-12-04 12:04 PM in reply to: #4521297 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:01 AM I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.
I guess teejay doens't have her "auto word search" function on |
| 2012-12-04 12:04 PM in reply to: #4521309 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning cgregg - 2012-12-04 11:03 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 12:58 PM mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tonytrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as hecktrmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust meWhat a stupid I am. I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week. They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report. Stupid is as stupid does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
If they handed out credit cards back in the days when Subic Bay and the like were still bases, the national debt would be double what it is hey I do my best to help the economy... just look in my garage |
| 2012-12-04 12:05 PM in reply to: #4521315 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning Off for a lunchtime swim.... catch y'all later. |
| 2012-12-04 12:07 PM in reply to: #4521297 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.
I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere. Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back. |
| 2012-12-04 12:07 PM in reply to: #4521310 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:04 PM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:01 AM I guess teejay doens't have her "auto word search" function onI would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.
I'm Baaaaack!! |
| 2012-12-04 12:09 PM in reply to: #4521320 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN #189: Holiday IronTANning trinnas - 2012-12-05 2:07 AM trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:04 PM GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:01 AM I guess teejay doens't have her "auto word search" function onI would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.
I'm Baaaaack!! That was fast! wHAT WAS LUNCH? |
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